iam no fan anymore

*sniff* *sniff*.......do i perhaps smell........sour grapes????

Hello necoman:

First, let me get one thing out of my chest, it’ll take just a few seconds, here we go: ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

My German friend, what you wrote here is positively hilarious. May God bless you.

Ok. Now let’s get serious, listen carefully because everything that I’m telling you here is for YOUR benefit.

Number 1. Do not write things like that in this MB, venting like an immature pre-teen because those are personal issues that have nothing to do with the movie and make you look like a psychotic loser. Instead read some psychology material or visit a doctor for therapy to deal with your issues. I mean, you even admit to be “sick”, then get help.

Number 2. You think it was a mistake for them to marry? Would you like to tell her that she has a terrible taste in husband? Well OK… then go ahead. But would you like to know WHY they got married first? They will tell you that it is none of your business. They wanted to get married and they are not sorry if they did not consult you first. It is their problems so do not sweat it. Why would they listen to you anyway when you are someone who can NOT hold on to a girlfriend for more that a few weeks?

Number 3. If you keep getting the same results, if all the girlfriends tell you the same thing and treat you the same, then you need to examine what needs to be changed in you. Maybe you need to modify something in your personality or in your character or maybe is something external. Maybe you have been attracted to incompatible people. At any rate, only change in what you do will bring different results. Consider their complain about you… could all of them be completely wrong? You seem to have a few qualities going for you, use them to your advantage.

Number 4. Don’t be bitter but be thankful in life. Keep a positive outlook. There is someone for everyone in this world and you will find her in due time. You better believe it. I for one do like “woman who can’t think and are fascinated by palookas”. As a matter of fact I like ALL women, they are humans too, you know. I am definitely not switching to men or animals. Some women are difficult and some are easy, some are smart and some are dumb, some are pretty and some are image challenged, some are good and some have very bad intentions. Variety is healthy, my friend. Have fun finding the one you want, do not make it a chore. Do not become obsessed and do not pursue the ones that you do not like. Try this approach for size: make her fall in love with you and then see if she still wants to walk away.

Number 5. Do tell us WHY you think MC2 is “boring and stupid” as you stated. And please, make it a rational one. OK?!

I only hope that you read this on time.
And, please, post again when you find the love of your life.

What if this is as good as it gets? - Melvin Udall

Bad for you :D