Mine are:
1. Who Can Imitate The Other Guy Better?
2. Who Can Commit The Most Crime?
3. Who Can Be Obese The Longest?
4. Who Is The Best Parent?
5. Who Can Bone More Women?
6. Who Can Get Further with the Other Guy's Mom?
7. Who Do Girls Like More?
8. Who Can Squeeze More Boobs?
9. Who Do Disabled People Like More?
10. Who Can Blow the Biggest Fart?
"No mother, I can blow myself!" - Buster Bluth, Arrested Development.
-no order-
1. Who Can Win A 10K Race?
2. Who Can Commit The Most Crimes?
3. Who Can Stay In A Haunted House The Longest?
4. The First To Laugh Loses
5. Who Can Blow The Bigger Fart?
6. Who Can Wear A Dead Octopus On Their Head The Longest?
7. Who Can Piss Off More People? (The *beep* Jesus part at the end was epic win)
8. Who Can Be Obese The Longest?
9. Who Can Get Further With The Other Guy's Mom?
10. Who Do Gay Guys Like More
I wasn't sure about the last one.
I feel like I'm surrounded by a bunch of dumb people. - Sophia from "Kid Nation"