Career Suicide
The fact that anyone would willingly be involved in such a pathetic excuse for a movie shocks and sickens me. My guess is that poor Tim Allen is harboring a secret gambling addiction or some sort of crazy pay by the hour fetish involving prized south asian avacodoes and fishing lures.
Im lying if I say I understand his motivation from being a part of a movie this awful. If anything this 'film' shows everyone the truth about creation: there is no god, because if he did exist he would have instantly obliterated the human race the first time anyone voted a movie like this a 10.