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The movie has been called racist and sexist. Wonder what else we can throw in. Let's see.

• It's racist against non-whites because none of the non-white kids were chosen.
• It's racist against whites because all the bad guys are white. I believe the all the bullies were too for that matter.
• It's sexist against men because their powers suck and because all the bad guys are guys.
• It's sexist against women because the leaders of both teams are male and because Marsha is such a klutz.
• It's ageist against older people because they are made fun of.
• It's ageist against young people because the youngest, Cindy, had to be saved towards the end of the movie, and the one to save her was an adult. Or is that sexist because she's female and was saved by a male?
• It's sizist against overweight people because the overweight kid expanding was used for comedy.
• It's sizist against underweight people because they weren't in the movie.
• It's orientationist against homosexuals (and bisexuals) because there weren't any.
• It's orientationist against heterosexuals are expected to fall for the person of the opposite sex who is close to their age so long as they work together.
• It's powerist against the non powered people because pretty much only powered people can be part of the family. Marsha had to show her power to be proven a good guy.
• It's powerist against powered people because most had funky powers.

Did I miss anything?

Oh wait.
• It's albinoist because the bad guy had red eyes until he turned good. Since albinos have pink eyes (which can be considered light red), it's clear that the makes of this movie secretly hate albinos.

Notes:
•• Yes, I'm kidding.
•• Yes, I know that sizist, orientationist, powerist, and albinoist aren't real words.
•• Personally, I enjoyed the movie.