BEST MOVIE EVER!
This movie is an hilarious masterpiece, I mean the little girl throws something three times her weight and Tim Allen says "Why don't you get a juice box and a rice krispie treat."
OH MY GOD! HOW DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS SH IT! IT'S FU CKING COMEDIC GENUIS!
It is so easy to tell Disney is at it's height, I mean they've made a kids movie that makes fun of child obesity! Why don't they make a family comedy about a teenager who gets HIV from having intercourse with one of the students teachers for their next project!
ZOOM gets a ZOOMing fif-ZOOM-ty out of ten! Fan-ZOOMing-tastic!!!
"Here's some boots and a sandwhich!"