Phil + Mindy Wheeler
I am not even going to attempt to list everything that is wrong with them - I am sure it's obvious to all, but really, what a pathetic yard sale! They made $2600?? That's less than most regular Clean House episodes make, and the other "messiest home" winners all sold close to $20k.
And no, it wasn't because they are so destitute, it was only because they refused to let go of most of their garbage.
"You know what you are? A shenaniganizer! A tomfool!"