Funniest lines
and I have shaved off my beard off.
share"Moe Greene at the Sands Hotel is an old school chum of mine."
(Conway and Pratt also seemed to think that the fictional character from The Godfather is somehow related to comedian Shecky Greene).
"[my next film] will be 3001: A Space Odyssey...with Miss Elizabeth Taylor as mission control."
"I once did a film called Spartacus, with a very young Miss Kirk Douglas playing the title role."
"[my next film] is a science fiction comedy drama love affair set in the future."
(spoken in the voice of Charlton Heston, for some reason)
"I just got through discussing creative differences over the phone with Marlon. The trouble with Marlon is that he thinks he's Brando."
These and similar comic gems make this one of the funniest films of the last decade, I don't understand why it didn't get more attention.
I'm cracking up just reading those. Another gem which, for some crazy reason, never made it to the final edit (it's one of the outtakes shown in the documentary)...
"3001 will do for 2001 what 2001 did for--whenever that was."
Malkovich is a god.
A few more:
Conway: "I once saw [Pratt's] television show... on the television!"
Pratt's #1 Fan: "So, have you ["Stanley Kubrick"]made any movies with famous people in them?"
Conway: "Kirk Douglas [OK so far], James Mason [OK], Greta Garbo [NO!], Annette Funnicello [WTF??!!]"