DISGUSTING MOVIE

Hahahaha, you're a bloody joke Daphne..."This coming from a sophisticated film student" (I paraphrased a tad, but in general, that's what you said)

So...a SOPHISTICATED FILM STUDENT didn't like the movie, because she couldn't handle breast over 50, and licking/kissing a jaw?....So...what'd you think of the Cinematography? Or the Editing?...how about the directing?....virtually nothing that has to do with being a film student came up in you reason why you didn't like this movie. That would be like an intieror decorator going into a fancy restraunt and complaining about the food, because they didn't like the colour schemes on the wall. Your reasons for not liking this movie are coming from your own personal preference and opinion, NOT from a film students point of view. You only threw that in to wave around the fact that you study film. Who cares? Hundreds of thousand of people do it each year, you're no more special than them. Secondly, just be cause you take a class, doesn't mean you're good at it.
Had you of not stated the fact that you're a film student, I'd still be bashing on you, but I'm just going to have to bash on you some more.

1. Alfie's pink shirt - He wears pink, therefore he's gay? too bad there wasn't a course on getting rid of the stereotyping prick out of you. So all men who wear pink are gay now? oh man, I'm in trouble...I better tell my girlfriend the bad news, and my friend Kevin the good news. So does that mean, if a girl wears a flanel shirt, she's a lesbian...does that mean that the cashier at the supermarket with the mustache and sideburns is a complete lesbo?...funny, she has a wedding ring on and she's been wearing it well before the gay marrage thing. Well, now that my my girlfriend is available, maybe I could hook the two up...now that you've enlightened me, I can clearly see that my girlfriend be a lesbian too, her legs were alittle TOO hairy last time I saw her......Oh man, sarcasm kicks so much ass. So Alfie is gay, cause he wear a pink shirt? Okay, so his having sex with all those women is just a great big smoke screen? Well done.

2. "Boo-hoo, he kisses and licks a girls jaw" Aww, poor baby, you didn't like seeing alittle passion? It's not absurd, it's not tastless, or disgusting. You know what it is...it's natural, it's reality....here's going to be a BIG shock to you....when a man and a woman get intimate, they kiss and lick all over....even *gasp* the VAGINA AND PENIS (Note: I'm not trying to make anyone uncomfortable, it's not my intention, I'm just giving some people a little bit of a well needed reality check....you can look at it as disgusting if you want, just know that it happens, people do it, dispite what some people think, a stork doesn't bring babies to your front door, you have to be intimate and have intercourse to do that. Too graphic for some of you? It's a HELL Of a lot more graphic and I could have said it 100 times less tastefully.)

3. Susan Surandon's (I don't know if that's how you spell it) old lady breasts....okay, you see her clevage...she looks good for her age...really good, I personally don't find her attractive in the least, she's got those bug-eyes and features that just don't do it for me, but I am aware that she is attractive, she just doesn't do it for me at all, but here's another reality check...in 20-30 odd years, you're going to be the same age she is here and you're going to have to look at saggy old lady boobs every single day for the rest of your life, and they'll just keep getting lower...and wrinklier...what are you going to do then? go blind, or kill yourself? or just tape a huge black "SENSOR" sign to them everytime you take a shower, or get dressed?

Alright, I think I'm done for now....oh yeah, "I'm a Bitch" of whatever the *beep* your name is. By agreeing with daphne, you're wrong...well maybe not, it was pretty much just your opinion, but you're an idiot for it...congradulations though, your "I'm alway right" streak is still on.

I'm not saying this is specific to every single female on the face of the planet, but it's very common. I once talked to a female aquaintance who understood this even better than I did. Highschool is a great example. The girls that get their boobs first are hated by the girls that get their boobs later. The girls who all the boys are attracted to are hated by those girls who the boys aren't attracted to, thye usually call those other girls sluts or whores are a result. You can call it jealousy I guess, but it usually turns into hate.

When a woman sees something or someone another has that she wants, hate is usually the result. I even see this now, when guys might say "so and so actress/singer is sexy" and then some women will try her hardest to point out all said actress/singer's flaws her comment how ugly/fat she things this person is. On the filp side, I do know a fair amout of women who don't do this, but most of these women are either lesbians or bi, or the kind of women who say things like "I'd go dyke for her".

"Action is how men express romance on film." -- Kurt Wimmer