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Uwe Boll needs to make Half-Life movie

posted 13 years ago by DidymusLeonheart
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Needs to horribly miscast the characters like he did in Far Cry and all the other video game movies he has butchered? Who would enjoy to see Gordon Freeman's character to be casted by someone like Tracy Jordan or Will Smith? Wouldn't that be hilarious? Head Crab's would be some cardboard cutouts or something. Vortigaunts would be like a bunch of kitchen sponges sewn together or something. Breen would be Jack Black. Eli Vance would be Morgan Freeman.

Who would enjoy seeing a really bad Half-Life movie for fun?

[–] pundit-1 12 years ago

And the huge striders would be oversized puppets with their semi-transparent strings slightly visible.
And the barnacles would be similar to Jim Henson's muppets in appearance.
As for the antlions they could use dogs dressed up in costume like the mascots
at a football game.

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