Funniest Line? You can put any line from every game of Half life! - Half-Life 2 (2004) Discussion

[–] rdu09874 17 years ago

I love it in Episode 2 when you are underground and get on the elevator to go to the surface, and one of the guys who you were with down there says

"Good Luck Gordan, be adequate"
Then the other guy goes
"Be adequate, whats that mean?"
And the guy replies
"I dunno, it just sounded like something the vortiguants would say."

LOL!!!

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[–] LiquidSwordChamber 17 years ago

"That damn cat still haunts me."

"Did you hear a cat?"

"The combines reproduction supression fields have been taken down which means you can to put it in laymans terms, do your best to further the human population?"

"You know Dr Kleiner said we can reproduce now..."

"Maybe later."

In the first one when you are fighting the VOrtigaunts and Barney is like "After all this I am going to need a beer."

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[–] ashleyriot_vs 16 years ago

Barney: "Good job Gordon, pulling that switch and all. I can see your MIT education really pays for it's self!"

Alyx: "That's like a...a Zombine! Get it? Zombine...? Okay..."

Magnussen: "And when this is over, I may just forgive that whole debacle at Black Mesa. You know the one I'm talking about... Regarding a certain microwave cassarole?"

Combine Soldier: "Pick up that can." *picks up the can* "Now put it in the trash can." *sets it into the trash can* "Okay...you can go. Heh heh heh..."

Rebel (to Alyx): "So uhh...is that your boyfriend?"

Alyx: "Is Dr. Kleiner really telling us to...get busy?" *shoots the TV with Kleiner's broadcast* "You're right, we don't have time to watch TV..."

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"Reinforcements? I AM the reinforcements."

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[–] jamiemcgrory 16 years ago

Alyx: That's the tunnel to ravenholm... we, don't go down there anymore.
Me: (in head) I guess I'm going down there later then!

I eat Lions

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[–] Ledzepgurl1221 16 years ago

In Half-Life 2: Episode 1

Alyx: Yeah, crank it Gordon!

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[–] mikepyro 16 years ago

White female rebel: Sometimes I dream of cheese.

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[–] sparda_1 16 years ago

G-Man: "Gordon Freeman, in the flesh... or, rather, in the hazard suit."

Alyx: "I think we just broke about 50 Combine regulations! No eye contact with Combine soldiers; don't damage Combine property; don't kill the Combine representatives; have your papers out and available; no loud noises after 6 o'clock;..."

I had more in mind but they're already posted ;)

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[–] soren7550 16 years ago

Alyx-"Yeah, about that cat!"

Barney- "Yeah, good job! Fliping that switch and all. Your MIT education is really showing off."

Alyx-"Here's the Gravity Gun"(or something simmilar to that)
Me-"YEESSSS!!! THE GRAVITY GUN! GIVE IT HERE BITCH!!!! MU-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco

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[–] rayohm 16 years ago

In episode 2 - everything the rebels in the antlion home said.
AR3 Guy!!!!

Rebel: (To ALyx) Hey you're Klieners daughter right?
Alyx: (sarcastically) No, My dad is Odessa Cubbadge

Rebel guy in half life 2: But without Lazlo what's the point.
Me: So are you homo?

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[–] soren7550 16 years ago

At the beginning of the last mission (I think)

Barney-"And if you see Dr.Breen, tell him I said *loud crash is heard* you!"

(later when I see Dr.Breen)
Me- Hey, Barney says to go *beep* yourself.

Good times.

"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco

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[–] speccyboy 16 years ago

That's the fun of having a silent protagonist - you can voice him yourself :)

Any line from Barney cracks me up, to which I usually respond with "Yes - that's marvellous."

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[–] soren7550 16 years ago

I think with Gordon being silent, it makes him more enjoyable and likable. Plus, I can make the story more interesting by making him act a certine way. I made him curse and snarl at Breen, be loving, nice and compassionate with Alyx (don't forget joke around with her too.) and made him look at the G-Man with distrust.

I need to get out more often.

"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco

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[–] Renegade_Alien 16 years ago

Rebel: "I can't remember the last time I had a shower."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DWoJBHibhM
Peace

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[–] WolfMarauder 16 years ago

I always got a kick of out of: "Dear God! No! Lazlo... the finest mind of his generation... gone!"

Ace<Sugar '08

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[–] flamelord1 16 years ago

I agree with the OP
"it's your pet, the freakin head humper" and then later when you're fighting off head crabs and he yells "HEAD HUMPERS".

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[–] thebewilderedprophet 16 years ago

Vortigaunt: What pit would be complete without a free man climbing out of it?

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world"

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[–] soren7550 16 years ago

Rebel (to Alyx): "So uhh...is that your boyfriend?"

You know, I've never heard him say that.(believe me, I tried.) But I did hear:

Rebel fixing a car: "I'm going to fix this thing up and drive to Hawaii, for bitches! and...stuff." (or something close to that.)

"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco

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[–] overwatch17 16 years ago

Barney's line "yeah great work Gordon, throwing that switch and all, I can see your MIT education pays for itself"

or probably "we should be fine if we don't step on their grubs"
"well that's a theory I'd rather not test"
er woops!

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[–] martipawlik 12 years ago

"When this is over, I'm gonna MATE."

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