1. Never tie a stone to fish, frog or snake otherwise you have to climb a mountain with a big stone tied to your ass.
2. When you have to show a sex scene in movie, get a better angle. Nobody wants to see a bald monk's flabby ass.
3. U can use cat's tail to paint whole floor but you are not allowed to tie stone to a frog.
4. If you are going to burn yourself, cover your eyes and mouth with a paper.
5. Monk's don't eat or sh!t.
Perhaps you were too young for this movie......
shareperhaps you want to climb a mountain with a stone tied to your back and be a hero.
shareI think without a basic understanding of Buddha-Dharma it might be hard to enjoy the movie. But think about how he did the same thing to the animals when he was younger. At that time his master tied a stone to his back to teach him a lesson. Although, throughout his life he continued to cause harm and make mistakes, even murdering another human. So you can think of the hardships as a sort of payment for his past misdeeds. This time though, he consciously chose to take on the hardship and climb the mountain with a stone tied to his back, perhaps finally paying off his karmic debt.
shareI think you are casting pearls before swine red.
share6. Even though you have no walls, you still better use the doors.
7. Even if one kid leaves with the only boat, old monks can follow without getting wet.
8. Old Buddhist monks just like Catholic priests, prefer the company of young boys.
9. If sexually frustrated, do doughnuts in your row boat to impress the girl of your dreams. Guaranteed action.
10. If you put a blanket over a girl it's ok to molest them.
11. Trying to write a letter on a brick with water is freaking stupid.
12. Monks have all the time in the world at their disposal, but can't oil one freaking door. Lazy, just lazy.
13. Monk boats are magic, if one dude rows to shore and leaves it, it will always return to whoever needs it.
14. Isolated monks will always find personal news conveniently in fish wrapping paper.
15. If you really want to piss off an old monk, stick his crossword on your face before he's finished it.
16. Korean cops can't shoot for sh!t.
17. Cats tails and paint are much better writing implements than water and bricks.
18. If you are a self appointed monk it's ok to leave a baby on its own while you selfishly go around the country side with a big ass rock.
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