WE NEED A NEW HOLLYWOOD



THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS MOVIE

This movie is a prime example of what Hollywoods money and sunshine does to Movies and actors

Jim Carey, what the *beep* were u thinking when u read this script

I mean I thought after BRUCE ALMIGHTY, which wasn't funny either

U would figure out that your starting to stop being funny

I had no expectations going into this film, my friend bought it, and I decided to watch it

the entire i watched it, I didn't laugh once

Compare that to ACE VENTURA 1 & 2, THE MASK, LIAR LIAR, CABLE GUY, The Truman show, ME MYSELF and IRENE

All those movie made me laugh my ass off

FUN with DICK and Jane simply was not funny

TEA Leoni, who i think is smoking hot, i mean i really want to *beep* her, she doesn't have anything sense of humor at all

i mean she acted like this a drama movie

and look it JIM Careys physical appreance in the movie, he looks like he just got out of a HOLOCaust camp with his haircut, and how skinny he was

he was so skinny, it actually scared me throughout the movie, i don't know what he did to himself, but its disgusting

ALEC BALDWIN, needs to get a hint, all these actors that get involved with political causes and step beyond the film screen, there acting always goes downhill

I dont know if its all that fame, but Alec Baldwin's performance in this sucked he seemed so fake in role, and im just so sick and tired of hearing about him and all his depressing causes, it made the movie so unfunny

There is nothing good to say about this movie

everybody should be saying this

Hollywood producers probably made money off this movie, because people went to see it in theaters, and got ok reviews

well guess what, the longer us movie goers accept this kind of crap to come out of hollywood, the more they will produce this garbage

this movie sucks so bad

Jim carey is really funny when he acts like himself, not some dick head character

After watching this movie, I have become convinced

CONVINCED, All that sunshine, money, and excess in hollywood is *beep* up movies

I'm not saying all movies, but its true

Look at this movie, how can anybody like this movie, if this were Jim careys first movie, he would never be famous again

they tried to make his character a typical normal guy, well guess what

its not some guys that makes thousands of dollars, lives in the suburbs with a super hot wife, and eats organic food all day

I mean *beep*, nobody can funny can relate to some guy that has everything he needs

we want to laugh at losers, think about, look at all the other Jim Carey movies

ACE VENTURA (LOSER)
ACE VENTURA 2 (LOSER)
CABLE GUY (LOSER)
MASK (LOSER)
LIAR LIAR (LOSER)
TRUMAN SHOW (LOSER)

NOW LOOK AT ALL OF JIM CAREY'S NOT FUNNY MOVIES

BRUCE ALMIGHTY (HIS WIFE IS JENNIFER AINISTON AND HE IS A WEATHERMAN)
FUN WITH DICK AND JANE (HIS WIFE IS TEA LEONI AND HE IS WEALTHY)


THIS IS COMMON SENSE, THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT BEING RICH AND HAVING A HOT WIFE, OK


THERE IS A MONOPOLY IN the movie world, and its HOLLYWOOD

HOLLYWOOD IS SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH REGULAR PEOPLE ITS EMBARSSING

We need to stop worshiping *beep* actors

we need to stop accepting movies that simply aren't funny

LOOK AT TOM CRUise, EVERYBODY, I MEAN EVERYBODY USED TO LOVE HIM, NOW THAT HOLLY WOOD HAS GOTTEN TO HIS BRAIN EVERYBODY HATES HIM

ITS THE SAME WITH JIM CAREY

THE ONLY SOLUTION IS MORE MOVIES NEED TO BE MADE OUTSIDE OF HOLLYWOOD

MORE YOUNG NO NAME ACTORS NEED TO BE USED MORE INSTEAD OF THE SAME OLD TIED ACTORS THAT OBVIOUSLY FORGOT HOW TO DO THEIR JOB

THIS MOVIE IS A DISGRACE

NOT FUNNY

AND NOT WORTH ANYBODYS TIME





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Your post was funny well because you are a loser.

"Cut with the night into mine heart" - Wrest

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This movie is great. Remember when Dick has to sneak out of that jail and all those immigrants jump into that tiny car. "Coo Ca Coo"-Jane, hilarious. If your so passionate about this, maybe you could go make your own movie with some no name actors. I'm all for gorilla filmmaking. But If your not going to do anything to change this "Hollywood Monopoly" then don't complain about it.

And why did you have to make your post so long and drawn out?!

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