Lets get to 150
1.) fat boys and fat girls can only like each other
2.) to get into a dance you must have a 10 minute speech ready to give about how you'll be a loser if you don't get in and you don't want to end up like the ticket-holder.
7) that the only thing you REALLY need to do to get ready for high school is improve your social status.
8) that 4 girls can fit in a tiny smart car.
good to know.
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9) That all losers should be referred to as dumpster frumpsters.
10)That brownies are a very important food group. (lmao)
11)That there are two types orf people in this world... those who like brownies and those who like celery.
12) That if you're ever changing mannequins in a dress shop window, you can avoid detection by timing your movements to "Freeze Frame"
13) Sucide is the only way out " Death is my future and to escape it I must Face it"
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19)its not at all weird to sniff a guys shoe
20) you wont get done for breaking and entering into a house to steal boxers from a boy.
21)you should never stop to by juicers.
22)an electric car even with a top speed of 30 miles per hour can go faster than a manual car.
23)Hot guys will notice you if you skate board, then go out of their way to find you in a book.
24)its ok to say to your best friends face the one thing that you want more than anything is a guy, even though they are leaving and your answer should be for them not to leave.
25)brownies and celery rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wasn't there already a thread like this?! I posted on it at least 3 times.
Reach for the stars. Impossible means nothing.
26. You won't ever be grounded if u tell ur mom u deliberately broke all the rules and lied to her face.
27. You look very atractive to a guy when ur skateboarding barefoot, crouching, and in a dress.
28. If u flip over a plastic crown while riding a bike and fall flat on ur back you will be able to get up rite away.
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29. That your best friends mam doesn't even say "Hi" to you when she comes to pick up her daughter from your house
30. If Julie could have anything in the whole world she would rather have Steve than her best friend stay!!
31. That Julie has great knee's and a powerful brain
32. That Stacey is a prime goddess
Sleep all day, Party all night, Never grow old, Never die...I bet it's fun to be a Vampire!!!
33) Yancy's car looks like a pea
share34. If you're ever in a coma, show a picture to every girl you know.
share35. There is one universal security guard who will always follow, you, so basically all security guys are stalkers.
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40. That a dating service website can be called ' police safe ' yet get you set up on a date with your teacher.
Some people are born to be extraordinary. - - Heroesshare
43. Spongebob's picture with Staci is WAY better than his coma picture!
Eric: So, I said to myself, "Kyle..."
Amy: "Kyle?"
Eric: That's what I call myself.
44) Mess up your hair, loosen your tie, and take off your glasses and the years of shortcomings with women will instantly be reversed.
45) Only the black mannequin's head comes off
46) When the nice speaker delivery men with full job security, and infinite clearance into the building to help you sneak in, theres no chance of anyone kicking you out then, no matter how under-21 you dress, sound, and act.
47) The bartender always makes the drink before asking for ID
48) Your mother is always the most popular person at a club where the average age is 24.
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It's easy for high school freshman to snag the best lunch spot on campus.
share49) Her name is Yancy, not Nancy.
50) Take care of the girls.
51) Straighten and blow out your hair before eating pancakes with the family.
52) Twinkies make great plugs.
53) Jane Lynch is not a lesbian?
54) It is possible to have a hispanic daughter in a white family.
55) Take care of the girls.
56) Tear.
57) People go to clubs to talk on pay phones in the bathroom.
58) Sex on the beach is a drink.
59) Kids show up to school dances on the last day of school.
60) There's nothing odd about keeping bras in a freezer. It's just what happens at sleepovers.
61) Kids are crafty these days.
62) The house is having a boy.
63) A scavenger hunt is an emergency.
64.) Good film directing consists of having your actors stand shoulder to shoulder facing the camera and turning their heads rather than their whole bodies to each other when speaking.
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65) American tweenagers don't know where Vancouver is.
66) What happens to girls who start high school with no best friend, no guy, and low social standing? Nothing.
67) Having three girls at a sleepover is a problem; there must be precisely four, no more, no less (are they calling the corners?).
68) Chess players are uncool, skaters are cooler than quarterbacks.
69) The best way to warn an unruly tweenager against violating the rules regarding house parties is to threaten to take the rest of the family on vacation to Hawaii and leave her unsupervised except by grandma. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this form of discipline.
70) There's nothing creepy about middle school girls giving each other monogrammed thongs.
71) College-age males are roughly equivalent to dogs.
72) Street lamps have plugs capable of charging electric cars in just a few minutes.
73) Tiny, plastic electric cars are surprisingly tough; if involved in an accident, expect them to suffer no damage even if they leave large dents in the cars they ram.
74) Elementary schools have drama clubs, debate teams, and yearbooks.
75) Gingers have no souls.
76) Nobody wants to be the replacement. However,
77) Fat girls will shrug off mortal insults from their friends as though they never happened, so long as their portly, pedophilic paramours invite them to dance immediately afterwards.
78) It's okay to be incredibly condescending to a fat girl, because she's desperate enough to swallow it gratefully.
79) Fat girls are so desperate they will fall for the first male who treats them respectfully.
80) Getting back into one's house is a nigh-insurmountable obstacle; apparently there's no such thing as a back door.
81) Teenage mean girl cliques will indefinitely honor unenforceable pacts with their socially powerless rivals, no matter how degrading those pacts are.
82) If you are going to cast twenty-something males as highschoolers, you'd better make sure their middle-school romantic interests are played by girls of at least sixteen.
83) In 2004, Polaroid cameras existed. Also,
84) In 2004, mall cops had not yet discovered Segways. Also,
85) In 2004 Alexa Vega was a bigger name than Steve Carell, Jane Lynch, and Summer Glau.
86) The mannequins look really cute in Staci's clothes.
87) There is not any chance that someone else owns the same scarf as me, and accidentally dropped it at a club. I automatically know that my underage teenage daughter somehow got let into the club and dropped it herself. It couldn't possibly belong to anyone else.
88) Alexa Vega looks like Jane Lynch 20 years ago, only with style.
89) Big brothers don't care when young boys try to sneak into their little sister's bedroom to check out their underwear and crash their slumber parties. In fact they escort them there themselves.
90)When there is a large crash outside, your dad won't hear it because he is trying to fix an unbroken sink, and he is "clueless."
91) After this movie came out, many teenage girls were jealous of Alexa Vega because she got to kiss Sean Farris.
There is nothing wrong with a middle school teacher, posing for a picture with one of his students, in a club for 21 year olds.....Nothing damning about the girls having this piece of evidence for all eternity...The teacher would not be concerned of black mail, misunderstandings, loosing his job, reputation, etc. from a picture that is likely to show up on facebook, blogs, the sex offender registry, etc.
shareFor 14 year old girls they are pretty well endowed.
Rising seniors are on the prowl for freshmen..and if they are.it's not for dating.
She kisses passionately on the first time with an older guy she just met. He thinks..this will be easy with this horn dog girl. Imagine how easily the rest will come.
Thought the thong thing was creepy and another example of how sexed up these "girls" were.
Let's risk our neck and lives falling from a rickety tree house. No one ever fel and broke their back or legs. All fun in games like in Ferris Bueller.
92.) Steve's shoes smell heavenly!
93.) It's not stalkerish at all when Steve magically appears in her tree house at the end.
94.)Steve doesn't need to go inside Julie's house to get into her broken tree house. He was probably there for a while and watched the girls sleep too!
95. It's completely normal and not at all extremely creepy for a high school senior to have feelings for a 14-year-old girl.
96. It's apparently incredibly easy to find a plastic crown dropped in the middle of the road. It would miraculously not be completely destroyed by a car running over it, knocked into a storm drain, etc.
97. If you tell the ticket taker at the high school dance that you need to get into this dance or you'll wind up being a "loser" like her, she'll gladly let you in and not be the least bit insulted.
98. Julie's house has no back door.
99. Mika Boorem, for some reason, thought this movie was going to be a serious, heartfelt, coming-of-age movie rather than a light-than-air fluff film.
100. Steve Carell will do anything for a quick buck.
101. If you're a pretty, popular girl, you can walk on a trellis in heels with no problem.
102. After fooling your parents with many narrow escapes, escaping the security guy, completing all the task (no matter how improbable), besting the popular girls, getting the prime lunch spot and dancing with your crush who reciprocates your feels because it turns out you're pretty cute too, it's still possible to have the poor me's and have your friends feel sorry for you because you didn't get to kiss the cute guy even though you got everything else.
103 A fat guy's shirt is somehow too small to cover up a small water spout
104 Everyone at their school apparently skateboards
105 Great knees powerful brain is a compliment and somehow is supposed to make sense
106 Cute guys don't get freaked out that they're an objective on your scavenger hunt or that you stole their boxers
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