This movie needs a ninja in it so bad, it hurts. I'll definately be first in line to see this movie.
Now, if only we could get Sam Raimi to direct it....
A ninja and some gun toteing strippers now thats a movie
shareOkay, okay, I like it, we'll need a ninja, a cyborg, (ooh! maybe a cyborg ninja!), a psychic, umm, some totally pointless sex-scenes (maybe that don't involve Van Dien, which BTW was a GREAT choice), and Bruce Campbell, and while we're at it, a bullet-time camera rig, Ice T, Ice Cube, LL Cool J, a rap song/theme by each of the rapper/actors present (or maybe a collaboration, good god, that'd be genius. 'yo yo yo yo BITE ME... word to ma vampires, uh uh'), ooh, and how about throwing in Samuel L Jackson, a computer with a sexy voice, and umm, Seth Green as the operator of the sexy computer (can we get Jenna Jameson to voice act for that? I mean, she did Vice City...), we're also going to need a damn good way to explain why in the first five minutes of encountering a vampire on a spaceship the crew doesn't just open a few window-visors and let in some of constant solar radiation that pretty much FILLS space. Yeah, we'll need one of those.
Later we'll want a bad video-game tie-in, a promotional deal with the Taco Bell dog, and a spot on TRL with Casper Van Dien. Now that's a movie.
Think we can get the Jim Henson studios to make us a totally useless but cute alien?
"Excuse me, who are you?"share
- Perfect Blue
hush is sorry but that fell about thirty yards away from making any sense.
squishings
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Oh, don't forget about some weird creature Van Dien summons that will tear away 70% of the actresses clothes, a gay marriage ceromony to gain a larger audience, Coolio to do all the fighting because, hey, minorities are always shown to be the slackers, at the end Van Dien will blow up but his right hand to remain and to move then the credits appear to a lound boom of music and a bunch of other crap that makes no point but that HAS to be in the movie because it's "so cool".
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All in all, you guys have come up with a far better film synopsis then what was actually filmed.
Congrats!
PAX...
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