Something Awful review
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2663
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The review was a crack-up. Now go watch Skeleton Man. I guess I'm doomed to see this sooner or later, because yes indeed, there are people who have to buy/rent/tape every movie Casper Van Dien ever made. It only takes one of us to refute your theory that there are none of us... unless you meant movies with CVD, AND Coolio AND Erika Eleniak.
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