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WARNING..DANGER, MOVIE BUFFS, DANGER!!

posted 20 years ago by brobarfish
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DO NOT RENT, BUY, STEAL OR THINK ABOUT THIS MOVIE!! But you may already have done one/all of the above and it is to late. If so, you know what I mean. I'm starting a support group for those who need mental healing after seeing this movie. Absolutly horrid.

I am so mad. I don't know who to be pissed off at....the people who made this "movie" or me for spending $2.50 on the rental? Why....Why did god let this happen?

I know I'm not the only one...It's time we stand up and demand better "B" rated movies!!!

"If you've got an ass, I'll kick it!"

[–] jaa-7 20 years ago

I disagree. This movie falls into the much feared, yet beloved 'Unintentionally Hilarious' genre. Thus, it has entertainment value.

[–] tank_express2000 20 years ago

This film was goooooooooooooooooooooooodddd!

[–] Anal_Amoeba 20 years ago

Word™

I actually bought it for €6 after reading the Something Awful review. It's hilariously bad!

[–] Morpheus81 20 years ago

I wish I saw this thread last week when I first saw it at the video store.
The cover looked cool and I borrowed it yesterday after returning AvP. I watched it last night after coming home from a wedding and it didn't help that I was slightly drunk. I kinda had a feeling this might be crap when I saw Coolio's name appear in the opening credits. Worst vampire movie & movie ever!

[–] planb2 20 years ago

...could be mounted to recoup the $2.50 we poor unfortunates wasted on this
abomination. When you really think about it, we all should have put the case
back on the shelf after reading Coolio's name. Horror? Why yes...just not quite
the kind we were hoping for. Now, excuse me while I go and 'stroke my anaconda'.
Poorer by $2.50 but smarter...now.

[–] EvadRepus 20 years ago

I used a free rental on this, and I was STILL overcharged!! I would have felt better using my free coupon as toilet paper. I'll join the class action suit to get a hour and a half of my life back! But.....just....who....I...I just can't find the words to properly express my rage right now.

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[–] EyeNixon 20 years ago

I rented this along with my girlfriend and we laughed so much that it's one of the most cherished moments in our relationship.

"Teh" is simple "teh" best typo ever.

[–] the-genius77 20 years ago

"All in all, Dracula 3000 is quite possibly the best retelling of the Dracula legend to date. It takes a lot of liberties with the concept, and yet these liberties actually make the film into a solidly produced package."

http://americajr.com/entertainment/dracula3000.html

This guy can't be serious.

[–] art2d2 20 years ago

wait you rented it with your girlfriend or you rented your girlfriend also, cause that would be funny, yet...dirty.

[–] trashynome9 20 years ago

Really? This movie was responsible for your "cherished moment"? I'm so sorry.

"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?"