MovieChat Forums > Dracula 3000 (2004) Discussion > TELL ME THE ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!...

TELL ME THE ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

posted 19 years ago by mikeygs007
10 replies | jump to latest

Hi,

I haven't seen this movie and I don't intend to in the next 3000 years (get it!), anyway, I've heard on these forums that the ending is so lame, cheap and pretty much in a nutshell, absolutely b****cks!!!!!

Well can someone please take a bit of time, not much as I know this is a bad film, and just explain to me what happens at the end, I don't care, I want to know the ending, and can u please tell me why it looked so cheap, wot was cheap about it???

Thanks people!

MGS-NUFC

"The House Always Wins!" - MGS

[–] him318 19 years ago

Ok...You asked for it. At the end of the movie. Only Eleniak and Tiny 'Zeus' Lister are alive. We find out that she is a modified sex robot, and Lister picks her up to go get it on. The ship basically blows up for no reason. Roll credits.

[–] mikeygs007 19 years ago

Are you actually being serious or is this a joke?

So Capt. Van Helsing (Van Dien) doesn't survive?????????? I find that hard to believe as his name is in most Dracula-based movies!!

So let me get this straight, they go and get it on and the ship explodes?

"The House Always Wins!" - MGS

[–] a_magic_bullet 19 years ago

Here are all the answers you seek, complete with bite sized clips in flash form. At least this (unlike the movie) is entertaining... :)

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2663

"If you're so convinced that death leads to eternal bliss, why are you wearing a seatbelt?

[–] lferrigon-1 19 years ago

Nice clips thanks. Its not great movie but it was fun to watch.

[–] lecterhouse 19 years ago

oh my god oh my god oh my god... what is this for gods sake, what IS it???? what an ending...

[–] mguinther 19 years ago

No joke! The movie is this bad.

[–] Terry_M 19 years ago

WTF WAS THAT?! WHAT KIND OF ENDING IS THAT?! Im so glad I didnt pick up this movie.

[–] sarus7 19 years ago

was this released in theaters? hell, i havent even seen it at blockbuster! didnt know this existed until a few minutes ago when i was checkin out the bottom 100 list.

[–] german-6 19 years ago

the movie sucks....but that ending was great!!!! I laugh for hours and i cant take it out from my mind-----

[–] lecterhouse 19 years ago

yeah sometimes nudity is really all they should and they dont even do that..