Three words come to mind after seeing this... - Dracula 3000 (2004) Discussion

[–] Jefferson_Spaceplane 19 years ago

The part where the cripple gets beat up: "I can't feel my legs!"

There can be only none, Debbie!

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[–] LeisSuit 19 years ago

lol, near the film's end, I burst out with, "Here comes the sun, doo-doo doo doo doo!"

....not knowing it was going to end the way it did! ironic, huh?

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[–] Jefferson_Spaceplane 19 years ago

They say something along the lines of "There's no sunlight in space". I say "Yeah, except for all that light coming from the *beep* sun"

There can be only none, Debbie!

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[–] slitherydee3 19 years ago

My three words:
That. Was. Crap.

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[–] thompsd 19 years ago

I'm sitting here lamenting the two hours of lifespan I'm never going to get back because I watched this piece of drek. A room full of 10 year old dyslexic students could have written a better script than this. Howver I want to say a big "Thank God" that Sci-Fi aired this before I had a case of the raging stupids and actually spent money to rent it.

Dave T.

"Think of something clever and imagine I said it here"

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[–] Jefferson_Spaceplane 19 years ago

Yeah, it's too bad a room full of dyslexic students didn't write a horror film. I would have loved to se Darclua 0003

There can be only none, Debbie!

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[–] karlosanddebull 19 years ago

Absolutely the best thing about this film is the above post. 'Darclua 0003.' Ha Ha! Props to you Mr Blonde2

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[–] Red_Yashar 19 years ago

Not everybody is so lucky.I myself DESTROYED 1$ for this THING.Its not a MOVIE.
Dracula 3000 is NOT a film(or anything else).Dracula 3000 is one thing:
THE WORST

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[–] GayWeezy 19 years ago

Kill. Me. Now.

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End Hypocrisy...Increase tolerance...shoot a fanboy today.

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[–] LarsKrebs 19 years ago

Damn. No. Nudity.

"So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."

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[–] gamera-7 19 years ago

Indeed! This is the first film that makes Even Horizon look good in comparison.

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[–] heero2077-1 19 years ago

I loved how they were from the Planet Transylvania and were in the Carpathian galaxy or something like that.

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[–] karlin_34 19 years ago

I'm not sure what was better..

"Who's God?"
"Nobody."

*walks into a room full of crucifixes*

"Jesus."

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[–] blitzkrieg018 19 years ago

Piece.Of.S H I T

But, yeah, it would make for a great MST3K session!

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[–] harlinseritt 19 years ago

Another three words come to mind after watching this...
1.KILL
2.ME
3.NOW

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[–] tob_error412 17 years ago

blah? gah? dah?

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[–] liquiddante 16 years ago

Self-Revoke. Purchasing. Privileges.

(You guys are lucky. I paid 10 bucks for it on a whim.)

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