I asked Blockbuster for my money back. And I had the movie pass at the time.
EDIT: Though this movie will always have a place in my Hall of Infamy, I have indeed found a movie worse than this.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0960890/
Actually, no...I take that back. Though Robert Englund broke my heart by actually taking part in Zombie Strippers!... Dracula 3000 still sucks worse.
Go see "Anklebiters", then come back and complain!
shareI've never seen that movie but I've heard horrible things about it. I may have to rent it.
But seriously, Dracula 3000 is one of those movies that makes your IQ drop. IT HAS NO ENDING! The ship just blows up for no reason. We watched the ending 10 times just to see if there was something we missed.
"Goodnight, sweet prince. May flights of devils wing you to your rest."
My brain began to hemorrhage about 20 minutes into it.
Awful, completely awful.
You lasted 20 minutes? I had to turn it off after 1.5 minutes of dialog. When I'm already saying their lines for them, without having seen the movie, that tells you how insipid it is.
"Hello? Anybody home?"
I mean, really? It's like some highschoolers used daddy's CC to make a movie.
Even the concept was pretty good: Dracula...IN SPACE! Like Moon Nazis.
No reason? I thought the ship was going into the sun. (Could be wrong, been too long since I saw it.) From the number of reviews I read, I seem to be the only person who thought Coolio was funny as a pseudo-Renfield.
shareWhen the ship exploded, they weren't close enough to the star for that to have been the cause.
"Goodnight, sweet prince. May flights of devils wing you to your rest."
Supposedly Capt. Varna blew the ship up with somekind of "computer remote". Yeah I know.....it just adds to the confusion.
shareI sure had a lot of fun reading the rewievs here, won´t see the movie. Promise!
/Claatu
I actually think that "Skeleton Man"--another fine film starring Caspar Van Dien--is slightly worse than this...but only slightly. I would give them both zero stars if that was possible, but Dracula 3000 had a *slightly* more coherent story line. Caspar seems to be the king of D-movies.
shareOk it may not be the best vampire movie ever but it was funny.
shareWhen you see people laughing from this it's not because they think it's funny, but because they've gone insane.
shareOh my lord me and my girlfriend and I got this movie out today thinking it would be a pretty cool vampire flick but crap me dead I felt like I wasted valuable brain cells in watching this rubbish. Please stay away from it!
shareI haven't seen "Dracula 3000", but I have seen "Skeleton Man" and boy oh boy it was unbelievably bad. I couldn't stop watching... I am currently watching "The fallen Ones", and watched "Meltdown" last week. Why does the Sci-fi channel keep putting out these horrible horrible horrible Casper Van Dien movies? And why do I keep watching them? What is this world coming to?
shareWhen I went to hire this movie, the clerk at the counter wouldn't let me because of how bad it was.
shareJust finished watching Dracula 3000 on Scifi, I suggest you turn the channel when you see this one.......yes a really bad movie, its so corny. Dracula 2000 was way better than this one.
I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, & guess what's inside it!
That movie Dracula 3000 is whack! No good. *Thumb down*!! The plot does not make sense. It is totally off the point. Why the hell did director and the crews made that movie for?? LOL (laughing). But I did not rent from Blockbuster. I got it from library that has plenty DVD to borrow for free.So, it is a silly movie that does not fit the story about Dracula in space. At the end, it is so pointless. That is all what movie is playing with those characters?? Damn. Why did director put high profile movie stars such as Casper Van Dien, Erika Eleniek, Coolio and Tommy Lister, Jr for? These characters were supposed to play by other movie stars that is low profile. But Casper, Erika, Tommy and Coolio played there??? (laughing)....does not make sense. I am telling you this movie is stink! It is sooooo w h a c k! My God.....
sharethis is the example of what happens when your girlfriend goes to the video store and decides to rent you a horror movie...shes now barred from the local blockbuster lol..but seriously does casper even read the scripts anymore or does he skip to the back page saying sign here for payment?!
king of D-movies?? joker of E- movies more like it
Kickin ass and taking names!!
I ain't rent that piece of crap movie from Blockbuster! I borrowed from the public library, duh! That movie is STINK!
shareI made a better movie then this and I just filmed people taking dumps for two hours
"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real."
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The sets were terrible even for a TV movie. I've seen home movies with better sets.
"I've seen things that would make you want to write a book on how to puke."