No fxcking way...


would he be producing proper sperm. He was like 9 LOL! His character really annoyed me. They should have at least casted someone a little older looking. The alcohol drinking too was just cringeworthy.

Decent film though, Jesse Eisenberg was great as usual. Jeff Daniels was good too. I don't think I really got it though.

F!ck $ony & the Cascios. Anything for money, would lie for you.

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He was 12.

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He would have been producing semen for sure. Boys start off ejaculating a clear liquid i.e. semen sometimes years before the ejaculate starts carrying actual sperm cells.

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I'll chock-up your review as someone being way too drunk, and being up past your bedtime. Owen Kline was either 13 or 14 when the movie was made.

Don't worry, your glands will mature some day.

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He was 12, and he looked 12. 12 is absolutely average for ejaculation. It develops before any growth spurt.

This is a very basic fact of the normal development of humans, a species of which you are a member. Why is this fact unknown to you? Don't take that as an insult, I want you to honestly consider why it is that something 50% of the population lives through is such a mystery.

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It was disgusting. Why the hell was he smearing it on library books? WTF?

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and / or doesn't.

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