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Gay

posted 17 years ago by MesoMorph
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I compose a conondrum to you.
In all the duo-flicks we have seen: Batman & Robin, Jay & Silent Bob, Starsky and Hutch...(Add more if you think of anything else) There was always those who said they might be gay
and i kind of agreed with the possibility

In Tenacious D, i can see no possibility whatsoever

but why?

Is it the pure rock bloodline that runs through JB & KG's drug-filled veins?
Or is it the glorious quest they go through that makes them ... the Two Kings?

What is it that tottaly marks them as the Hetroest?

[–] Troy-NL 17 years ago

Must be that big hug they gave each other right after JB deactivated those lasers with his boner.

Or the way KG attempted to muffdive playing that obscenely shaped pink guitar during 'Master Exploder'.

Not to mention allowing himself to get volunteered to be filled up with demon gel and gargle mayonaise.

I can't imagine anyone being less gay than they are. Except maybe Richard Simmons.

[–] MesoMorph 17 years ago

there is no proof that JB kept his boner after such a deep concentrated effort

That guitar was totally awesome and you know it

and that look on his face was better than Tweener's Avocado face from Prison Break
and besides...KG is a lady's man
-He's the one who saw the girls first at the diner
-He's the one whose tarot card has him holding a cup (look up the meaning)
-He's the one who tries deperetly to get women through his music
So we know he's all about the Pu$$y
and because he lied and cheated JB, that was his repent
To become Satan's little B1tch

nothing gay about it

[–] 17 years ago

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[–] Troy-NL 16 years ago

Nope, just paid attention to the movie.

@MesoMorph:
Why are you so desperate to prove JB and KG aren't smokin' fairy dust?
Do you want to be thought of as the only gay in the village?

(This joke won't make any sense unless you're familiar with 'Little Britain'.
Anyway... no offense.)