This is a game I play on a super-secret Angel-board I go to. So secret, I can't tell you its name or it's location, so bip-bip!
Anyways, you take a song and either L&S-ifiy to or leave it as it is, and then have characters from L&S sing it! And each song gets its own post. And you are allowed to use OE's (original Experiments).
I'll post two songs to start us off.
PLAY DRAGONFABLE!!!
Evil Yin and Yang are about to totally kick Stitch's butt!
Yin/Yang:
By the power of Ra.
Yang:
Mut.
Yin:
Nut.
Yang:
Khanum.
Yin:
Ptah.
Yang:
Nephtys
Yin:
Nekhbet
Yang:
Sobek
Yin:
Sekhmet
Yang:
Sokar
Yin:
Selket
Yang:
Reshpu
Yin:
Wadjet
Yang:
Anubis
Yin:
Anukis
Yang:
Sheshmu
Yin:
Meshkent
Yang:
Hemsut
Yin:
Teftnut
Yang:
Heket
Yin:
Mafdet
Yang:
Ra!
Yin:
Mut!
Yang:
Nut!
Yin:
Ptah!
Yang:
Hemsut!
Yin:
Tefnut!
Yang:
Sokar!
Yin:
Selket!
Yang:
Seshmu!
Yin:
Reshpu!
Yang:
Sobek!
Yin:
Wadjet!
Yang:
Heket!
Yin:
Mafdet!
Yang:
Nephtys!
Yin:
Nekhbet!
Yin/Yang:
Ra!
Yang:
So you think you’ve got friends in high places
With the power to put us on the run...
Yin:
Well forgive us these smiles on our faces
You’ll know what power is when we are done...
Yin/Yang:
Son.
Yang:
You’re playing with the big boys now
Yin:
Playing with the big boys now
Yang:
Oh, that’s pretty.
E’vry spell and gesture
Yin:
Tells you who’s the best
Yin/Yang:
You’re playing with the big boys now!
You’re playing with the big boys now!
You’re playing with the big boys now!
Yang:
Stop this foolish mission
Yin:
Watch a true magician
Yin/Yang:
Give an exhibition how
Yin:
(giving Lilo a spiteful glance)
Pick up your silly pet, boy
Yin/Yang:
You’re playing with the big boys now!
Experiments:
By the power of Ra
Mut, Nut, Kahnum, Ptah
Sobek, Sekhmet, Sokar, Selket
Anubis, Anukis
Hemsut, Tefnut, Meshkent, Mafdet...
Yin/Yang:
You’re playing with the big boys now!
You’re playing with the big obys now!
By the might of Horus
You will kneel before us
Kneel to our splendorous power!
Yang:
You put up a front
Yin:
You put up a fight
Yang:
And just to show we feel no spite
Yin:
You can be our acolyte
Yin/Yang:
But first boy it’s time to bow!
Experiments:
Kowtow!
Yin/Yang:
Or it’s your own grave you’ll dig, boy
You’re playing with the big boys
Playing with the big boys
Playing with the big boys
Playing with the big boys
Playing with the big boys
Playing with the big boys now!
(Song from The Prince of Egypt)
PLAY DRAGONFABLE!!!
Guess who's back from his new job as a galley cook for Gantu's ship? And everything in italics is sung.
Gantu:
There's something that I'd like to state that he's too modest to relate.
Reuben is a moral Experiment. Sometimes he finds it trying.
Reuben:
This fact I'll emphasize with stress: I never take a drink unless . . . somebody's buying.
Experiments:
Our cousin is a very moral Cuz.
Gantu:
If he hears anything obscene, he'll naturally repel it.
Reuben:
I hate a dirty joke I do, unless it's told by someone who . . . knows how to tell it.
Experiments:
Our cousin is a very moral Cuz. Hooray for our cuz Reuben, the Outer Space explorer.
Reuben:
Did someone call me Schnorer?
Experiments:
Hooray hooray hooray!
(Reuben does a strange dance)
Lilo:
He went out into space!
Stitch:
Where everyone eats doughnuts.
Reuben:
If I stay here I'll go nuts.
Experiments:
Hooray hooray hooray!
(Reuben continues his stange dance)
Experiments:
He put all his reliance in courage and defiance. And risked his life for science.
Reuben:
Hey hey!
Angel:
He is the only one of us who covered every acre.
Reuben:
I think I'll try and make her.
Stitch:
(Oh, no you don’t...!)
Experiments:
Hooray hooray hooray!
(Reuben goes into an extended strange dance)
Experiments:
He put all his reliance in courage and defiance. And risked his life for science.
Reuben:
Hey hey!
Experiments:
Hooray for our cuz Reuben, the Outer Space explorer. He brought his name undying fame, and that is why we say: Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Reuben:
My friends, I am highly gratified at this magnificent display of effusion. And I want you to know . . .
Experiments:
Hooray for our cuz Reuben, the Outer Space explorer. He brought his name undying fame, and that is why we say: Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Reuben:
My friends, I am highly gratified at this magnificent display of effusion. And I want you to know...
Experiments:
Hooray for our cuz Reuben, the Outer Space explorer. He brought his name undying fame, and that is why we say: Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Reuben:
My friends, I am highly gratified at this magnificent display of effusion. And I want you to know . . . Hooray for our cuz Reuben, the Outer Space inquirer. Well, somebody's gotta do it.
(Song from Marx Brother's Animal Crackers)
PLAY DRAGONFABLE!!!
Well, if nobody else is gonna go...
Sparky is hyper.
Sparky:
Face the evil mustard
Spank a bit of Angel
Donny pied a martian!
Comas and bee-holders
Ray messed up my wisdom
Makes agnostic boats
Come and do your hair, please
Send him Louie’s number
But your hams will sewer
Touch the plate of Eat-O’s
Fury of the thunder
Eat my golden shield!
Experiments:
So we'll fight against the wind for the glory of the kings
To defeat the evil enemies
And we'll ride with our lord for the power and the throne
In the name of holy thunderforce
Sparky:
I’ll go buy the razors
With a hungry warrior
On their way to Harlem
Chaos I don’t b’lieve him
Need to mail this order
Wheel ran over leg
Bed is for De Niro
Sweets to feed your father
Cows are spirits calling
I will find this monkey
I will see your file
Quench my holy thirst!
Experiments:
So we'll fight against the wind for the glory of the kings
To defeat the evil enemies
And we'll ride with our lord for the power and the throne
In the name of holy thunderforce
Angel:
Face the evil mustard
Stitch:
Spank a bit of Angel
Lilo:
Donny pied a martian!
Richter:
Comas and bee-holders
Holio:
Ray messed up my wisdom
Phantasmo:
Makes agnostic boats
Clip:
Come and do your hair, please
Nosy:
Send him Louie’s number
Yin:
But your hams will sewer
Yang:
Touch the plate of Eat-O’s
Sparky:
Fury of the thunder
Angel/Stitch/Lilo/Richter/Holio/Phantasmo/Clip/Nosy/Yin/Yang/Sparky:
Eat my golden shield!
Experiments:
So we'll fight against the wind for the glory of the kings
To defeat the evil enemies
And we'll ride with our lord for the power and the throne
In the name of holy thunderforce
(The song is Holy Thunderforce by Rhapsody, but these aren't their lyrics.)
On a different note, I am listening to Bring Me To Life at super-speed, and it sound like a techno song. IT'S AWESOME!!!
PLAY DRAGONFABLE!!!
I'll be doing one,as soon as I figure out the lyrics.
*EDIT:* Got them!
Angel:What I like about you, you hold me tight
Stitch:Tell me I'm the only one,
Angel: wanna come over tonight, yeah
Stitch :Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things that I wanna to hear,
'cause it's true,
Angel:That's what I like about you
What I like about you, you really know how to dance
Stitch:When you go up, down, jump around, think about true romance, yeah
Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things that I wanna to hear, 'cause that's true
Angel:That's what I like about you
Stitch:That's what I like about you
Angel:That's what I like about you
Wahh!
Hey!*Sparky jumps in and plays Harmonica solo*
Angel:What I like about you, you keep me warm at night
Stitch:Never wanna' let you go, know you make me feel alright, yeah
Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things that I wanna to hear, 'cause that's true
Angel:That's what I like about you
Stitch:That's what I like about you
Angel:That's what I like about you
Stitch:That's what I like about you (whispered)
Angel:That's what I like about you (whispered)
Stitch:That's what I like about you (whispered)
Angel:That's what I like about you (whispered)
Hey, uh huh huh, hey hey hey
Stitch:Hey, uh huh huh, brrr
Angel:Hey, uh huh huh, hey
What I Like About You-The Romantics.
I put the 'eir' in 'weird'.
What's this? The Experiments are off on a journey to catch the elusive space whale?
Experiments:
Farewell and adieu to you, dearest Hawaii!
Farewell and adieu to you, Hawaii dearest!
Our captain's commanded --
Reuben:
Oh, come on, you guys! Don't be so sentimental; it's bad for the digestion! Take a tonic, and follow me!
Our captain stood upon the bridge
A spy-glass in his hand,
A viewing of the space whale
That blew at every strand.
Oh, your tubs in your boats, my boys
And by your braces stand
And we'll have ourselves a space whale
Hand, boys, over hand!
So, be cheery, my lads! May your hearts never fail!
While the boldest Experiments capture the space whale!
Angel:
Eight bells there, forward!
Stitch:
Avast the chorus! Eight bells there! Do ya hear, bell-boy? Strike the bell eight, Sparky, and let me call the watch! I've the sort of mouth for that -- the hogshead mouth. So, so...Star -- b-o-l-e-e-n-s, a-h-o-y! Eight bells there below! Tumble up!
Zawp:
Good snoozing tonight, maty; fat night for that...*snore*
Yang:
I mark this on our old Mogul's wine; it's quite deadening to some as filliping to others. We sing; Zawp sleeps -- yeah, lie down there, like ground-tier butts.
Reuben:
At 'em again! There, take this copper-pump, and hail 'em through it! Tell 'em to avast dreaming of Hawaii and any buchibus still there. Tell 'em it's the resurrection; they must kiss their last, and come to judgement. That's the way!
Heckler:
Stupid lovesick freaks; my throat ain't spoiled with eating Amsterdam butter, if ya know what I mean.
Frenchfry:
Hist, boys! Let's have a jig or two before we ride to anchor near Horsehead Nebula. What say you? There comes the other watch. Stand by all legs! Sparky! Hey, Sparky! Hurrah with your tambourine!
Sparky:
*sulky and sleepy* Don't know where it is.
Frenchfry:
Beat your belly, then, and wag your ears! Jig it, men, I say; merry's the word; hurrah! Come on, you guys, won't you dance? Form now, Indian-file and gallop into the double-shuffle! Throw yourselves! WHOO-HOO!!!
Experiments:
So, be cheery, my lads! May your hearts never fail!
While the boldest Experiments capture the space whale!
Slushy:
I don't like your floor, maty. It's too springy for my taste. I'm used to ice-floors.
Yin:
I'm sorry to throw cold water on the subject; but I must agree with him.
Richter:
Me three. And where's the girls who DON'T already have a mate? Who but a fool would take his left hand by his right hand and say to himself, 'How d'ye do?' Partners! I must have partners!
Bugby:
Aye; girls and a green! Then I'll hop with ye; yea, turn grasshopper!
Bonnie:
Well, well, ya sulkers, there's plenty more of us.
Angel:
Ah! Here's comes the music! Now for it!
Belle:
Here you are, Sparky; your tambourine! Now...LET'S DANCE!
*Sparky plays the tambourine, and everybody dances to it*
Experiments:
So, be cheery, my lads! May your hearts never fail!
While the boldest Experiments capture the space whale!
Clyde:
Go, Sparky!
Bonnie:
Bang it, bell-boy! Rig it, dig it, stig it, quig it, bell-boy!
Yang:
Make fire-flies!
Yin:
Break the jinglers!
Sparky:
Jinglers, you say? -- There goes another, dropped off; I think I'm hitting it too hard.
Yaarp:
Rattle your teeth, then, and pound away; make a pagoda of yourself!
Experiments:
So, be cheery, my lads! May your hearts never fail!
While the boldest Experiments capture the space whale!
Stitch:
Hold up your hoop, Sparky, till I jump through it!
Kixx:
Freak. He calls that fun?
*Meanwhile, over a live video feed, Jumba sighs and shakes his head*
Jumba:
I wonder whether those jolly Experiments of mine think they are dancing over. If they are not careful, I'll dance right over their grave, I will -- that's the bitterest threat of your night-darlings, that beat head-winds around corners. *sigh* Well, the world's a party, they say on some planets. Dance on, my Experiments, while you're young. I was, once.
*Jumba shuts off the video-feed*
*Meanwhile, back on the spaceship...*
Experiments:
So, be cheery, my lads! May your hearts never fail!
While the boldest Experiments capture the space whale!
*The music ceases, and the Experiments cease dancing*
Angel:
My goodness! This is more tiring than staying up all night after running around all day!
*Several Experiments heartily voice their agreements*
Inspired by a chapter in Moby-Dick. I don't remember which chapter, though...
There's a reason why they call me the provider of randomnesssness.
*sigh...*
Stitch is batty. Seriously.
Stitch:
Yo, I feel so batty
The logic is erratic
Potato in a jacket
Toys in the attic
I rock and I ramble
My brain is scrambled
Rap like an animal
But I'm a mammal.
"All of our cosmetics are non carcinogenic"
*zap*
AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
I've been brain-fried
Electrified
Infected and injectified
Viviosectified
And fed pesticides
My face is all cut up
Cuz my radar's all SHUT-UP!
Nurse!
Angel:
Ih?
Stitch:
I need a check-up
From the neck-up
I'm batty!
"Seems to have no effect, doctor."
"Get me another one. Get me another Experiment!"
*zap*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
They used and abused me
Battered and bruised me
Red wires, green wires
Stuck 'em right through me!
So heed my batty words
And exercise a little prudence
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Gravity works... ~ Batty Koda, FernGully