Any funny or memorable quotes you can think of ,whether from one of your stories or someone else's(please name the title,speaker and/or author)
"Lalala... I got cabin fever something soothing something." Sparky,Stitch's Wartime Chronicles.
I may post some of mine...I don't know yet.*is slightly ashamed of her stories*
Barium-cobalt-Einstein-kool-aid!-Meet The Robinsons
Oh, come on, I want to see some quotes from your stories!
Meanwhile...
He tried to remember what had happened that morning...he remembered standing on the seashore, speaking with Yin. It had been an interesting conversation, about something that had happened the night before. Had it been about?...no, it hadn’t been about them doing the the big IT. Yang knew he would have remembered it if they had done IT. -- an excerpt from More than Anything
"Now, Yang, I know you’re upset about losing Yin to a government project, but you have to stay calm! That means no more panic, no more rudeness, and no more giving Pleakley murderous looks. Okay?" -- Lilo, More than Anything
"If I'm not allowed to hijack a boat, you sure can't be allowed to hot wire a bus!" -- Yang to Stitch, More than Anything
"Today we're going to do a test to see how much water you can retain." "Not as much as you do." -- Viper and Yin, More than Anything
"Around the mirror...whoah, 221, you’re still a handsome devil! Rrrrrr!" -- Sparky, My Life as an Electric Experiment
"Hmm..........Well, state your business, ma'am. I gotta shiver me timbers." "I have no business. I've come to see the captain’s bridge." "Well, I'm sorry, but the captain keeps his bridge in a glass of water while he’s eating. Would you care to see where the captain sleeps?" "Pssh. I’ve already seen that." "You have? Um...Carmen?" "Rueben?" "What were you doing last night?" ".............nothing..........." -- Reuben and Carmen, The 13 Chronicles: Hathor
PLAY DRAGONFABLE!!!
Um...okay...then.
"Awk!"
Shokka(my OC)*thinking* Ooh seagulls,I'm near a beach! Or something!
..........
No I don't eat seagulls,they taste nasty, like garbage.
'Course,that is what they eat....
"Awk," the gull cried again.
"Mine!" I said, doing my best seagull imitation.
"Awk!"
"Mi-ine!"
(repeats several times)
"Ok,I'm talking to seagulls,I must be outta my mind."
The gull cried again.
"Mine." I tried once more.*shakes head*
"Shokka,you have been watching way too many movies."
-When Shokka met Sparky.
Sparky: Latte's are good!-Brand new O'hana
Stitch:*sings* Shokka got run over by a semi-
Shokka: Jingle bells,Stitch smells,
Sparky: Pleakley laid an egg
Angel: We all think that Stitch's feet stink
Brian: and Sparky likes latte's ,hey!-Brand new O'hana.
Shokka:I'll get the supersoakers!......
BONZAI!!!-Brand New O'hana
"Who da man? I'm tellin' ya,who da man now? Whoo wee! I'm da man!Yeah baby!"
"Alright ,macho man are you finished?"
"I'm da man ! Whoo!...okay,now I'm finished."
-Sparky and Shokka,Brand New O'hana.
Jack: We could play dress up.
Danny: I'll pass.
Spark(y Jr.): Oh come on Danny,I'm just dying to see you in a pink frilly tu-tu.
Danny: No way! The day I wear a tu-tu is the day you wear a dress and pigs fly!
...Danny shouldn't have said that....
Spark*in a gown and patent leather pumps*:Don't I look gorgeous?*primps in front of the mirror*
Jack: I don't know whether to call you brave or crazy.
Spark: Never mind that*flirtatiously* Just call me Sparkelle.
-My story that needs a name.
Shokka:Sometimes instinct takes over.This is one of those times.-When Shokka Met Sparky.
Spark:So what do you think of the weather?
Spence:
Spark:*thinking*:Wrong question,I guess.
-My nameless story.
Spark:Huh? Okay,it's official,adults are confusing.-I really need to name this story!
Barium-cobalt-Einstein-kool-aid!-Meet The Robinsons
Aw, those are cute! I especially like "Sometimes instinct takes over.This is one of those times." and "I'll get the supersoakers!...... BONZAI!!!"
(The following are all from The List, which will be ending sometime this summer...hopefully...)
Halloween will not be a happy day for ten Experiments. -- an excerpt
"...anybody who wants to hurt any of the Experiments is going down! They’re going way down!" -- Lilo
"Bonnie? Are you in a mood?" "When isn't she in a mood?" -- Melty, Sparky
“Well, Doc can interview me first. Anyting so dat I can get outta here fast! I gots stuff to do, places to go--” “Jails to rot in?” -- Bonnie, Sparky
“Dear God, you’re more annoying than Jumba’s ex-wife with PMS!” -- Chopsuey
“I have two words for you: Brokeback. Mountain.” -- Stitch
"Chopsuey...why are you staring at me like that?" “You do realize that costume’s coming off, right?” -- Cristina (my OC who's married to Chopsuey), Chopsuey
“I feel frightened. Alone.” -- Yin
“Yin...is like my other half. I can’t create an island without her, nor can she create one without me. We know each other’s thoughts, we know each other’s likes and dislikes, we know what the other is feeling. Whenever I’m near her, the fire of anger and violence in my heart dies down. You see, Jumba...whoever scared her was scaring me. And you know how much I hate being scared.” -- Yang
Then he kissed her, softly at first, but gradually harder and harder. Yin closed her eyes in bliss and returned it; she had kissed Yang once before, but only once; however, compared to that one, it had been a quick peck on the lips: nothing like what she was experiencing now. It was as though all of the passion in Yang’s heart was flowing through him and into her bloodstream, causing her want more and more. And she knew this wasn’t just because of the fact that every time they touched, they would feel stirrings of...of...well,
Yin didn’t know what exactly those stirrings were, but they sure felt good! -- an excerpt (not sure why I like it so much...)
“I oughta be an actor!” -- Pleakley
“Stitch...please, darling, please don’t let anything bad happen to me.” -- Angel
Mertle rolled her eyes. “Yeah, right!” she snapped, “My Mom says that once girls start having their period, they can start hanging out with boys!”
Lilo’s face contorted into an “Ew” face. “What kind of rule is that?”
“It’s a good one!” Mertle defended, “I bet you’re just jealous because you haven’t even started yet!”
“Yeah!” the girls jeered.
Lilo gave an expression of apallment. “Of course I have!” she snapped, “In fact, I’m having one right now!”
Poor Sparky fidgeted nervously and awkwardly in the background.
And now, a special sneak preview of chapter ten!!!
“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!! Stitch Stitch bo-WAIT A MINUTE!” -- Rueben
PLAY DRAGONFABLE!!!
*grins graciously*
I know I already said this,but thanks.That jail one cracks me up.
I hope to have more quotes soon.
Normal is overrated. Formerly known as Godsgirl29
Danny: "Just look at her face,just look at her face.."
Lydia: "Hey Riley,if you want to scare someone,you put on a mask,not perfume."
both from the un-named story.
I put the 'eir' in 'weird'.
Just look at *her* face. *grinz*
These are all from a skits competition I'm a part of on this Angel forum that is so secret I can't tell you who's on it or where it is.
The author of these is ShakaRaka, who is very cool and I hope she doesn't mind I used her skits here. *waves nervously*
For the most part, these have Experiment kids in them.
Junior: ShakaRaka's Stitch/Angel pup
Tony: ShakaRaka's Bonnie/Clyde pup
Tad: ShakaRaka's Yin/Yang pup
Sneek: ShakaRaka's Nosy/Shush pup
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Junior: Yo'r owner just goin' to Cala-forn'a 'cause she need oporashun!
Gigi: "Opora--"? Junior, Myrtle doesn't need any "operation".
Junior: YESH SHE DUZ! Dad say she gotta get a stick outta her butt!
Everyone else: O-o...
Stitch: >>;
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Tony: Dad, how does moms n' dads make babies?
Clyde: 'Dey just visit Sears, buy da' kit, an' follow de' assembly instructions.
Tony: D8 I CAME FROM SEARS??!!
Clyde: Ah, no, yous' came from a blue light special at K-Mart. Almost as good an' alot cheaper.
Tony: ._. AAAAAUUUUGH!!!!!!
Bonnie: *from further away* Clyde! Whattya' tellin' 'im dis time?
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Angel: *hears talk about "all males falling for her"* O.o? Hmmm... other than Stitch and Reuben, I don't recall any others.
Yang: Well, no offense, but you weren't my type.
Slushy: Same here. And my job doesn't allow much time for a relationship, anyway.
I just blinked when I saw you because I thought it was strange for one of us to have a round chest like--
Angel: >.< WHAT IS IT PEOPLE HAVE AGAINST MY CHEST??!!!
Stitch: Well... <<... >>... I heard a few humans say *whispers*
Angel: O.O... T_T Okay, all the humans out there are gonna have an English lesson. Repeat after me: "Chest". "Chest" not "Breasts".
C'mon, say it with me: "Che-e-e-e-e-st". If you seriously think it's that anthro,
then please take a biology lesson and learn to tell the difference.
Bonnie: Yeah, listen ta' me an' Pink here reeeaal carefully: dere's more ta' us females den our "chests".
Get ya' heads outta da gutter ta' figure it out. T_T
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Jumba: *calling* Hallooo? ... Mini-150! Vhere are...?!
Tony: *moaning* Whaaaat?!!
Jumba: Oh, dere you are. Vell, latest evil genius invention is missing and I am holding you responsible.
Tony: Say whuh?
Jumba: Vell? Did you?
Tony: NO!!
Jumba: Are you swearing?
Tony: Huh? No, I ain't!
Jumba: Den swear you did not take!!
Tony: YA' WAN'T ME TA' SWEAR?!? FINE!! FINE!! I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR $@%# MACHINE THINGIE!!!
Jumba: oO.oo ... ... ... Vhere... did you learn such language?!
Tony: Mom an' Pop! ^_____^
Jumba: Ahh, tis nice to know Experiments are raising offspring so vell. Makes Evil Genius so proud! ^_^
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Tad: Uncle Jumba? Can you fix my boat?
Jumba: Ah, but of course! ^_^
Tad: *runs to the doorway and suddenly drags in a huge box of broken toys* And Tony's monster truck and Sneek's airplane and Junior's yo-yo and his po-go stick and Flappy's head came un-done and--
Jumba: AAAAAAUUUUGH!!!! D8 Destructive behavior to this extent ees not being prohibited if means pestering Jumba to rebuild playthings to break again!! Vhy are experiment offspring NOT TAKING BETTER CARE OF TOYS?!?!
Tad: O.O... T_T Then we wouldn't be able to have fun with them.
Jumba: -_-;;
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Nani: *is casually walking down the hall*
Junior: *unseen* WHEEEEEEEE!!!!
*PLOP*
*Junior belly-flops right on top of her head, as if out of nowhere*
Nani: *startled* WHOAH!! O.O Where'd you come from?!!
Junior: Mumma says Mr. Stork brought me. ^___^
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(Junior, Tony, and Sneek are standing next to a violently-rattling dryer, like waiting for laundry to dry.)
(Pleakley walks by with a full load of freshly folded clothes)
Pleakley: Well, I must say that it's great to see someone actually offering to help with the house chores. Remember to fold the towels once across and then three times to save space. (walks off)
Tony: "Fold da' towels"? What's he talkin' 'bout?
(Junior and Sneek shrug)
(Just then, the noisy machine stops and Tad flops out of the recently running dryer with a big, dizzy, doofy grin)
Tad: 8D Thhhaahht wuuuzz zsoooo keeewwwllllll...!
Sneek: 'Kay! My turn!
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*Stitch, Angel, Bonnie, Clyde, Yin, and Yang are all conversing when they suddenly see their kids bouncing around in Cheerleader uniforms; even the boys!*
Sneek:
Gimmee a "P"
Gimmee an "L"
Gimmee a cookie!!
Tad: *chanting*
Two! Four! Six! Eight!
That is how we... o_o... COUNT!!
Tony:
X-Q- uh... -S-Y
You ain't got no anna-bie!
Yo' ugly! Yeah, yeah, yo' ugly!
Rizzle-razzle-flazzle-flair!
I look like a girl, but I dun' care!
Cuz' yo' ugly! Yeah, yeah, yo' ugleh! >:3
Angel: :/ Think they're hanging out with Pleakley too much?
Junior: *has his back turned, is swinging the pompoms AND his patookie side to side with the cheerleader skirt flinging around*
I'm... too sekseh for mah skirt
Too sekseh for mah skirt
I'm a sekssseh leetle squirt! DD
All Experiment Parents: O_________________o
Stitch: PLEEEAAAAKLEEEEYYY!!!! YOU GET YOUR NON-EXISTENT BUTT IN HERE!!!
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I might post some of the stuff I did in that competition on here, too...but they're not my best works of art...
PLAY DRAGONFABLE!!!
ROFLMBO!
Those were hilarious!
Spark: I would totally go out with her,if her belt buckle didn't come up to my neck.
Spark: I would totally go out with her,if her belt buckle didn't come up to my neck.
Buttering up the adults, then dropping the bad news,classic. I <3 it!
I put the 'eir' in 'weird'.
*Jack wants to know where babies come from.*
Spence: They told me when I was 11,I didn't wanna know then and I wish I didn't now.Trust me you REALLY don't wanna know.
Jack(Stitch Jr.): Oh,PLEASE tell me!
Spence*reluctantly* :Well, you see, there's this one thing...and then there's this other thing and they-trust me you REALLY don't wanna know.
Jack:One question ,does it have anyhting to do with kissing?
Spence:Sorta,maybe...no,not really...Well,actually it kinda does..something to do with those kisses that you change the channel on,though they don't make the baby.Does that help any?
Jack: A little I guess.
Spence: Good.
-Untitled
I've got a mit and I'm not afraid to use it!
There's a reason why they call me the provider of randomnesssness.
Thank you,I just worte that today!
I've got a mit and I'm not afraid to use it!
Spence: Hey, that's my cookie!
Spark: Don't see your name on it.
Spence:I just got home! The cookie's mine!
Spark:Nuh-uh.
Spence: Gimme da cookie!
Spark: No.
Spence: I'm a crazy rabid squirrel! Gimme da cookie!
Spark: Actually you're more of a coon.
Spence: I don't care! Gimme it!
*insert something hilarious and witty here*
Aw, poor Spence! Man, now I wanna read all of at least one of your stories...you think you could send me one? Pretty please? *puppy dog eyes*
Meanwhile...
"Death isn't the way. Life is." -- Sparky, The List
(And, for anyone else tuning in, yes, I got my signature from my own story. I iz lame.)
Death isn’t the way.
Life is.
It'd take me forever to type it up,but yeah,I probably could.They're all on paper still,and need they need MAJOR editing.
I can't believe there's four of them... shoot.Well actually three are complete and I'm still writing four.
Um..random quote...uh...
Well..can't think of any right now,but, as for your quote,I've seen WAY lamer,if that helps any.
And,well,Spence may have got slighted the cookie he deserved,but he found something a bit better, banana pudding...which happens to have cookies in it.
And Spark didn't get to eat that cookie anyway.
Served him right for teasing.
*insert something hilarious and witty here*
Double post! haha!
I have another one.
Shokka:*To Stitch* Good mornin',sleepin' ugly.
God sees all,knows all, hears all, and pwnz all.
Ooh! He burns, Stitch burns!
These are all quotes from my revived story, Experiment 626: Antihero. I'm using their names here, but in the story they're referred to by their numbers.
"Jumba wanted to create life. He wanted to design an entire race of a brand-new species." "And did he?" "He outdid himself." -- Chopsuey and Stitch
“No staring! Unless you have a death wish. Most of these Experiments will not hesitate to kill you if you so much look in their general direction with the wrong expression.” -- Chopsuey
“We’re running out of DNA fragments. It takes a buttload to run the teleporter, and it takes even more of a buttload to make more Experiments.” -- Chopsuey
"Eh heh, sandwich?" "What kind?" "Tuna fish, no pickles." "Ooh, my favorite!" -- Reuben and Chopsuey
"Stuck-up snob!" -- Reuben
“I was supposed to be one a’ dose super-strong, super-fast, super-deadly killing machines.” “And are you?" “Yeah, but I prefer makin’ sandwiches.” -- Reuben and Stitch
“As long as she don’t try to beat ya up within the first five minutes of meetin’ ya, that means she likes ya.” -- Reuben (talking about Angel)
Death isn’t the way.
Life is.
Spark: What are you doing here?
Danny:It's my room too.I can be in here if i want.
Spark:Ok,then why are you sitting in the middle of the floor?
Danny: Because..um...my butt itched...
Danny: No way in the he-.......................-ck.
Spence: Cross my heart,Scout's honor and all that crap.
Rylie: Do you think anyone saw me?
Spence:Yeah those two birds in that there tree did. I heard 'em. One said 'Look! That girl's going pee against our tree!' and the other said 'How rude! What is this world coming to?'
Rylie:
-It Just Keeps on Growing and Growing.
† God's been good to me. Oh,God's always been good.†
[The Christmas episode] Lilo: [to Stitch] Every year Nani hides our Christmas presents. It's my job as a little sister to find them. It's another Hawaiian Christmas tradition.