Corrupt-A-Wish


I just saw this game over on the Cars boards, and it seems interesting.

This is how you play:

You make a wish, then the next post grants your wish and corrupts it as well. Then they post a wish, and the game continues.

This is the example:

(Me) I wish I could climb on ceilings

(Next poster) Wish granted, but they all break when you try.

This is the actual start of the game:

I wish I could dance like Lilo.

There's a reason why they call me the provider of randomnesssness.

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Granted,but you can only do it while sleeping.

I wish Sparky lived in my house....

I've got a mit and I'm not afraid to use it!

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Granted, but you're going to have problems with static electricity for the rest of your life.

I wish I could fly the BRB 9000.

There's a reason why they call me the provider of randomnesssness.

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Granted,but none of the controls work right.

I wish mosquitoes WERE an endangered species.

I've got a mit and I'm not afraid to use it!

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Granted, but all the remaining mosquitoes flock to you.

I wish my dog was an experiment.

"Those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles."

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Granted, but he'll start stealing your coffee

I wish I could be best friends with Holio

Note to self: Only open mouth to insert sandwiches.

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Granted,but he swallows you whole....or into his blackhole...something like that.



I wish Reuben had been named from the start.(I still call him 625.)

I've got a mit and I'm not afraid to use it!

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Granted, but every time you try to say his name, you forget it.

I wish Gantu liked bologna.

"Those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles."

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Granted, but next thing you'll know, he'll fill the room with nothing but flab in about two weeks.

I wish Clyde wasn't so dumb at anything.

Note to self: Only open mouth to insert sandwiches.

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Granted, but now he's so smart he's going to make you feel dumb.

I wish that Stitch would teach me how to surf.

There's a reason why they call me the provider of randomnesssness.

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Granted, but each time you learn how, you forget.

I wish Stitch would come to my city on vacation.

"Those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles."

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Granted,but he goes wacko and steals everyone's left shoe.

I wish Pleakley dressed like a man.

I've got a mit and I'm not afraid to use it!

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Granted, but you're going to see a side of Pleakley that is even scarier than his feminine side.

I wish I knew for sure the exact meaning of "Meega na la kweesta".

There's a reason why they call me the provider of randomnesssness.

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Granted but once you know it,you can't stop saying it.


Man,I wish all the Stitch characters were real.

I've got a mit and I'm not afraid to use it!

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Wish granted, but they will all be evil and will destroy everything Stich thing you own.

I wish that I could be there when a un-hatched alien hatches! :D

I never thought my dad would be my best friend. - Wilbur Robinson

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Granted, but as soon as it sees you, it blows on you and wipes out your sense of smell with its breath.

I wish Pleakley wasn't so annoying.

"Those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles."

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Granted,but now you're annoying.


I wish Mertle would leave Lilo alone.

I've got a mit and I'm not afraid to use it!

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Granted, but now she's never going to leave YOU alone.

I wish Stitch could have helped me with the SAT and/or the ACT.

There's a reason why they call me the provider of randomnesssness.

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Granted ,but he all he did was sharpen your pencil.

I wish Slushy could be my car's air conditioner.

I've got a mit and I'm not afraid to use it!

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Granted, but next thing you know, you'll be frozen stiff!

I wish Gigi won't annoy me with her barking

Note to self: Only open mouth to insert sandwiches.

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Granted, but now she'll annoy you in everything else.

I wish Hamsterviel would accept the fact that he's a gerbil.

"Those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles."

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Granted, but he's also going to accept the fact that you are a dolphin.

I wish that Stitch would make his voice sound EXACTLY like Elvis.

There's a reason why they call me the provider of randomnesssness.

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Granted,but it always cracks in the middle of a song or sentence.

I wish that popcorn popper guy was real.
FREE POPCORN.


I'm not cool but that's ok,my God loves anyway!

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Granted, but your house is now full to the brim with FREE POPCORN and you have to clean it all up.

I wish the series would continue for at least one or two or three more seasons.

There's a reason why they call me the provider of randomnesssness.

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Granted but there'll be a waiting time of six years before the first pencil is put to paper.

I wish French Fry worked in my school cafeteria.

"We can't accept gifts from someone we've officialy rebuked so, RRAaSSPP, Jog on!" Danny Butterman

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Granted,but for some reason he can only fry fish guts.

I wish aliens lived in my house.

I'm not cool but that's ok,my God loves me anyway!

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Granted, but they throw wild parties in your house every night and you can't make them stop.

I wish Angel had a bigger part in Leroy & Stitch.

There's a reason why they call me the provider of randomnesssness.

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Granted,but Leroy is only on screen for five seconds.


I wish Hamsterviel didn't have four names.

I'm not cool but that's ok,my God loves me anyway!

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Granted but his name is now Eckyeckyeckyf'tangkmshmnamp.

I wish my iPod could turn into a robot that could do all my homework, exterminate my enimies at school and on the net and play music in surround sound!

"We can't accept gifts from someone we've officialy rebuked so, RRAASSPP, Jog on!" Danny Butterman

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Granted, but press one wrong button and it'll turn into a superweapon!

I wish I was an alien experiment.

Note to self: Only open mouth to insert sandwiches.

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Granted,but you now resemble Michael Jackson.

I wish Stitch was my bodyguard.

I'm not cool but that's ok,my God loves me anyway!

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Granted, but he's going to spend all his free time protecting you from yourself.

I wish that Yin (who is FEMALE) and Yang (who is MALE) had in the course of the series.

There is one terrifying word in the world of nuclear physics: Oops.

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Wish granted, but too late, they've attracted the papparazi.

I wish Hamsetviel could accept he is not a hamster, but a gerbil.

Note to self: Only open mouth to insert sandwiches.

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granted, but now he gets mad when you call him a hamster

I wish Lilo was real and my girl friend.
(And older Lilo my age, I am not a sick pervert!)

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