(This is a topic that was on the fanfiction.net L&S boards; I thought it was funny, so I'm making one here!)
Lilo: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, STITCH!!!
Sparky: Bonnie is HOTT!
Bonnie: Sparky...I love you.
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You lisp and wear strange suits!
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Pleakley(wearing pants): I'm in touch with my masculine side!
Stitch: Angel is really ugly.(You know he'd NEVER say that.)
Kixx: I sleep with a teddy bear.
Gantu: I love you ,Reuben.
Dr.Hamsterveil: I am really a gerbil.Hamsterviel is just my last name.
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The Stitch-o-holic has spoken!
Richter: My real name is Marty, and no I'm not from Germany!!!
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*laughs*
Stitch: AH ! ATTACK OF THE KILLER PENGUINS!!!
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Belle: I feel like being quiet today.
Stitch: Hey, let's go swimming!
Spooky: I'm sick and tired of scaring everybody!
Jumba: *stupidly* Duh..........................
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You lisp and wear strange suits!
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Deforestator: What am I doing? I'm supposed to be an activist against killing one of the world's rainforests! Why am I bred to kill them? I mean, nature's my best friend!!!!
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Holio: Hello? I need someone to send me something deep fried and coated with chocolate!!! Actually, I need a vaccination shot against chocolate allergy, I mean, I wouldn't wanna froth at the mouth!
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Lilo: Mertle is so nice.
Angel: Reuben is cute.
Cannonball: I'm getting liposuction next week.
Stitch: Buh, buh, but I like the coffee...
I'm a psycho rabid experiment and I WANT MY COFFEE!!!
Sparky:I like pie.
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Hey, we've got a pattern going here!
Clyde: Bonnie, do as I say!
Rueben: I hate sandwiches.
Yin: Yang, get off of my island!
Yang: Yin...I love you.
Okay, that last quote I wish he had said to her (yes, Yin is a GIRL!)...but, because he's so macho aka shy ("Stitch's Wartime Chronicles" reference, if ya caught it), I doubt Yang will ever tell Yin that he loves her. I can dream, though, can't I?
I'm a psycho rabid experiment and I WANT MY COFFEE!!!
Yeah I thought about that after I posted...and it is something Stitch would probably say...
Frenchfry: I like Italian food the best.
Nosy: How old are you? Oh,wait,that's none of my business.
Sparky: A mind is a terrible thing to lose.
Fudgy: I'm allergic to choclate.
Spike: My quills are actually made of plastic.
Hunkahunka: I hate lovebirds.
Holio: Hello? I need someone to send me something deep fried and coated with chocolate!!
Gotchu: Just because I'm labelled a 'cat' doesn't mean I don't use a litterbox!
Richter: Now look what you made me do! I've recieved a severe injury during acting!
Stitch: Just clean up after yourself and get out.
Stitch: Buh, buh, but I like the coffee...
I'm a psycho rabid experiment and I WANT MY COFFEE!!!
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(Remember, these are thing you'd NEVER hear them say!)
Stitch: That's it, Angel! I'm breaking up with you!
Angel: Rueben is HOTT!!!
Pleakley: I feel like wearing pants today!
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You lisp and wear strange suits!
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Sparky: AHHH!!! I'm being mobbed by a bunch of fangirls!!
Stitch: Pleakley tastes like chicken.
Leroy: I'll be good, I promise!
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Sparky: AHHH!!! I'm being mobbed by a bunch of fangirls!!
Kixx: I have recieved a severe injury during acting too.
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Jumba: Dee,de dee!
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Sample: I wish I could keep quiet.
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I am the Stitch-o-holic.
Holio: Eating trash gives me a tummyache.
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Squeak: ...
Bonnie: To heck with stealing stuff, I'm wanna go read The Scarlet Letter!
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"...but we're gonna nuke 'em, anyway!"
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Hamsterveil: NO! GERBIL-LIKE! NOT HAMSTER!
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Clip: I wanna be a plastic surgeon,not a hair stylist.
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I am the Stitch-o-holic.
Yup..he'd never say that.
Shoe: GOODNIGHT KAUAI!!!!!
Yo mama was pro-life.
Zawp: Why did they cancel "Kimba the White Lion?"
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Who is Zawp again?
Stitch: I beleive I can fly...I got shot by the F.B.I....
I'm the one whose hair is always cloggin' up the sink.
Any Character - Expletive
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The Irken Spaceship Gang Thing is Coming! Be Prepared
Zawp is the one who snores really loudly (or so I've heard...I haven't seen Mrs. Hasagawa's Cats/Ace yet, but I really want to because I heard that Yin and Yang were locked in cages at one point...I gotta see that to believe it...)
Anyhoo...
Kix: Come on, everybody, let's tap dance!
Mumble: What about when all of your friends have eggs?
Gloria: Then I'll have you.
Sparky:I wonder what's it like to dress up as a girl..must be fun 'cuz Pleakley's always doing it!
I'm the one whose hair is always cloggin' up the sink.
I've got really odd alien experiment quotes.
Holio: Don't kick me! I've got 23 lawyers! Kick them!
Don't ask. It's a random quote he says when he's scared.
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Holio: Don't kick me! I've got 23 lawyers! Kick them!
Angel: Pink is a stinky color.
I'm the one whose hair is always cloggin' up the sink.
Holio: I think I'm gonna be sick.
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Sparky:*watches TV, commercialcomes on*
Oh no,not antoher one!Stupid commercials!!
Aha! Excellent! You have killed tree! Is Christmas over now?
LOL-Funny! Keep up the good work!
Doubledip: Speaking of the people around me, I'd rather save some sweets for later.
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Stitch: Ohhhh...those nachos and popcorn didn't mix as well as I thought they would...I think I'm gonna...*BLEH*
(Bring into consideration *everything* that Stitch has eaten when you read that!)
(And, yes, that actually did happen to me.)
Mumble: What about when all of your friends have eggs?
Gloria: Then I'll have you.
Ugh ..I hate being sick...you poor thing!
Angel: Stitch,you left the toilet seat up AGAIN! Do you know how annoying that is?! I almost fell in last time!!!
(I like that smiley...)
Aha! Excellent, you have killed tree! Is Christmas over now?
He, me too (about the smiley and about being sick).
Bonnie: I'm really in the Christmas mood!
Mumble: What about when all of your friends have eggs?
Gloria: Then I'll have you.
Sparky: I'm goin' out disco dancin!
*Stitch tries to touch his hair* Don't mess with da 'fro!
Aha! Excellent, you have killed tree! Is Christmas over now?
Richter: I won't try sky-diving. I'm scared that I might make a hole into the state of San Fransisco and that won't be pretty.
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This version shall be done with smilies.
Lilo:
Houdini:
Angel:
Stitch:
Sparky:
Cannonball:
Bonnie:
Clyde:
Henchmen of darkness need hugs, too. ~Flanngo, from Zixx: Level One
I got one...
Spoldyhead,Slushy,Nosy,Sparky,Fibber:
Aha! Excellent, you have killed tree! Is Christmas over now?
Splodeyhead: *sighs* Looks like I'll be taking up lighting up fireworks sometime.
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Stitch: Why is that bathtub stalking me?
Aha! Excellent, you have killed tree! Is Christmas over now?
Richter: RUN HOLIO! IT'S GOT A TASTE FOR MEAT NOW!
(Another random quote)
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Speaking of random quotes...
Leroy: Henchmen of darkness need hugs, too!
I love my siggy...
Henchmen of darkness need hugs, too. ~Flanngo, from Zixx: Level One
Aw,poor Leroy..I'll hug you if you promise not to hurt me.....
Carmen*in muntant form*:I WANT CHOCOLATE!!!!!NOW!!!
(Ever seen Carmen in mutant form? Let's just say that if Carmen asks for chocolate when she looks like that,you'd be stupid not to give it to her.)
Aha! Excellent, you have killed tree! Is Christmas over now?
(Ever seen Carmen in mutant form? Let's just say that if Carmen asks for chocolate when she looks like that,you'd be stupid not to give it to her.)
Holio: I admit... I haven't been housetrained for quite some time.
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Sparky*passes gas*: Scuse me, I had beans for dinner.
If you must burn our flag,please wrap yourself in it first!
Good un! He definetly lives on batteries, so he'll never say that.
Richter: I wish I hadn't tried that prune juice sample from that passerby.
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HOLIO: Are you sure you got me for blowing up the dorm room?
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Angel: I LOVE YOU JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!
I may be strange but I'll never change.
Morpholomew: Animal activists suggest I eat lettuce.
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Sparky: I like cheese!
I may be strange but I'll never change.
Deforestator: I support Al Gore's views on Global Warming.
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All the Stitch characters have gone gansta!
Sparky: Yeah I kicked the dumpster So?.... Yo, what you looking at foo ? HUH? What you lookin' at?!
Stitch: Do your chain hang low? Do it wobble to da floor? Do it shine in da light or is it platinum as it go? Do you throw ova your shoulder when it's hot that makes it cold,do your chain hang low?
Angel: Don't make me snap my fingers in a 'z'.
There's something rotten in the state of Denmark-and it's not me!
Nani: here Stitch have a big mug of coffee.
Stitch: Lilo I need a bath.
Lilo: Hecklers right I do say O'hana means family.
Family means,nobody gets left behind,or forgotten." too much.
Pleakley: Why naturally the Flood is simply too dangerous to release, and mass sterilization protocols may again need to be enacted. Of course, samples were kept here after the last catastrophic outbreak... for study. It seems... that decision may have been an error.
Stitch: Good thing that food nipple is waiting for me on the starship cause man, have I worked up a big, grunty, thirst!
The Grand Councilwoman: Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had sticks. Two stick and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!
Lilo: Silence fills the empty grave, now that I have gone. But my mind is not at rest, for questions linger on. I will ask, and you will answer.
Sparky: All right. Shoot.
(Yes, these *are* random Halo/Halo 2 quotes. Stop thinking wierd things about me!!!)
Evil henchmen don't get the willies.
They give the willies.
Nah I cracked up at these. Lol Good ones!
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Sparky: YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!!
Hamsterviel: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Does this look inanimate to you, punk? -- Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors
Yaarp: Oh no... I think I shoudln't have blown the wall over too much. It's gonna cost more than my pocket money.
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Sparky*darts behind a bush as Mertle and gang pass by*
Shh! I'm hiding from the stupid people!
Shhh! I'm hiding from the stupid people!
Sparky*darts behind a bush as Mertle and gang pass by*
Shh! I'm hiding from the stupid people!
Angel: I wanna look like Paris Hilton!
Shhh! I'm hiding from the stupid people!
Okay, here's one I've been dying to say for awhile...
Leroy: LEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!
Does this look inanimate to you, punk? -- Audrey II from Little Shop of Horrors
Speaking of which...
Leroy: Well... at least I have chicken.
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Yang: The good writers touch life often. The bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies.
shareSparky: It's LarryBoy!
If you wanna hear the Lord say 'well done',then you gotta do what he asks.
Spooky: God is bigger than the Boogieman.
The good writers touch life often. The bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies.
Stitch: We are the pirates who don't do anything,we just stay home and lie around and if you ask us to do anything,we'll just tell you 'We don't do anything'.
If you wanna hear the Lord say 'Well done!',then you gotta do what he asks.-Pa Grape
Angel: This bean...is not...an ordinary bean.
The good writers touch life often. The bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies.
Clip: Tree!.....Cabin!...UNDERWEAR!!!!
If you wanna hear the Lord say 'Well done!',then you gotta do what he asks.-Pa Grape
Richter: *sobbing* But I don't want to be a pie!
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Sparky: I laughed until died. I did die.They buried me in the ground. There were worms in the the ground. And the worms ,they tickled my feet.And I laughed until I died.I did die.They buried me in the ground. There were worms in the the ground. And the worms ,they tickled my feet.I laughed until died. I did die.They buried me in the ground. There were worms in the the ground. And the worms ,they tickled my feet.And I laughed until I died.I did die.They buried me in the ground. There were worms in the the ground. And the worms ,they tickled my feet. I laughed until died. I did die.They buried me in the ground. There were worms in the the ground. And the worms ,they tickled my feet.And I laughed until I died.I did die.They buried me in the ground. There were worms in the the ground. And the worms ,they tickled my feet.
If you wanna hear the Lord say 'Well done!',then you gotta do what he asks.-Pa Grape
Nice!
Mr. Stenchy: I stink, therefore I am.
(Oh, come on, he'll never admit it!)
The good writers touch life often. The bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies.
Random Quotes!!!
LEROY: *hyper* Oooh, look at mee, I'm the happy man! I'm the magical man from Happyland! I live in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane...!
(Ooooh, very very hyper!)
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LEROY: *hyper* Oooh, look at mee, I'm the happy man! I'm the magical man from Happyland! I live in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane...!
Sparky on sugar is WAY worse....
Sparky: REMEMBER THE M&M'S! DEATH TO TWINKIES!
What happened to the Jokes thread anyways?
I b steelin yer foods.Kthxbai.
Richter: I think I'vr seen way too much. Stitch, let's go home.
Stitch: But cousin, we ARE home.
Richter: O.O' That was quick.
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What happened to the Jokes thread anyways?
Those sped up things are hilarious! They sound like the Chipmunks.
I put the 'eir' in 'weird'.
*The following quotes were all heard in my school cafeteria by random people.*
Stitch: Let's all spin around in witless circles! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Angel: Why are we throwing pickles?
Sparky: FOOD FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! . . . *pause* . . . just kidding!
Bonnie: I know where I wanna go, and that's where the *hott* guys are.
PLAY DRAGONFABLE!!!
That Bonnie quote sounds familiar....
Mertle: I put the 'eir' in 'weirdle'.
I put the 'eir' in 'weird'.
Yaarp: I think I lost a hair from my fifth toe.
(O.O')
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Sparky: sings Hey, that's me with a booger in mah nose! A booger in mah nose! A booger in mah nose!
Yin: I'm just a dolphin trying to live my life!
Yang: Ya gotta love the "get out of hell free" card.
There's a reason why they call me the provider of randomnesssness.
HOLIO: Perhaps I would grow a coat so hairy that you might have to shave me with a weedwacker!!!
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Stitch: Black is the new green.
I put the 'eir' in 'weird'.
Angel: (to Stitch) Come, my stallion! Sweat with me!
(Don't ask.)
Gantu: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
There's a reason why they call me the provider of randomnesssness.
Ace: *monotone* No tofu and no soy make Ace go... something something...
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Hamsterviel: There's a reason why they call me the provider of randomnesssness.
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I've got a mit and I'm not afraid to use it!
Reuben: That's it! I'm getting off my lazy butt and going into karate!
Act your age, not your tire size! -Storm Hicks
Hey, Buck_Regal! Never thought I'd see you here!
(I've had to listen to all this at Teen Guild, the summer acting group I'm with...and we're doing Peter Pan, and I am Smee.)
Stitch: Nobody move! I dropped me brain!
Lilo: And now we go to war!
Angel: JOHNNY CORKSCREW!!!
Sparky: Oh, no, he's not questionable. He is.
Reuben: *sings* If I were a rich man...BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BIDDY BUM! I'd like to BIDDY BIDDY BUM....
There's a reason why they call me the provider of randomnesssness.
Here's one I've always thought of all the time...
Yaarp: I'm flying... I'm flying... I'm FALLING!
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Stitch: I loathe coffee with a passion.
I'm not cool but that's ok,my God loves me anyway!
Dupe: *crying* W'AAAAAAH! PEPERRONI'S NOT DEAD!
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*sigh* no-one's poking the thread...
GIGI: I wish I had hair gel, I'm tired of that same old hairdo I always have.
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Sparky:Pleakley is as smart as Albert Einstein.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Richter: Yaarp, if there's one thing I admit to doing, it's using your sonic blasts to unclog someone's toilet.
Yaarp: O.O -?
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Yang: *to Yin* Gomez! I've invented the wheeeeeeeeeeel!
Yin: *to Yang* Ator Thomas Peterson, you get down here IMMEDIATELY!
Jumba: There is one terrifying word in the world of nuclear physics...OOPS!
Belle: Sparky McGhallagher James Madden the Second!
Sparky: The Third!
There is one terrifying word in the world of nuclear physics: Oops.
Bonnie: Let's peck him...His eyes are buttons!
Who are you and why are you reading my signature?
Doubledip: Let's just say I'd rather go clam fishing than catnapping!
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Stitch:Furbies are cute.
E:He's in the can!
B: Then we should give him some privacy.Helps me out.
E:Not that can!
Angel: ................................................................................HJFATEDGHEYTEGHMDFJMUTD!!!!!
Hey, she'd never say it! Unless she was high on brownie batter...
WAKE YOU UP BEFORE ME GO GO!!!
...True... but where'd that whole brownie batter gag come from?
Sparky:...sunscreen gives me a really bad rash ....
*insert something hilarious and witty here*
Actually, it's based on the fact that I get super-hyper when I eat brownie batter. I mean, I'm hyper normally, but after I eat brownie batter...YIKES!
Sparky: TO BE OR --!
Stitch: No, not yet!
Sparky: Oh, sorry.
Jumba: SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
Death isn’t the way.
Life is.
Leroy: You put da lime in da coconut and drink them both together,put da lime in da coconut then you feel betta,put da lime in da coconut and call me in da mornin'.
*insert something hilarious and witty here*
Angel: Man, the ceiling's shifting, and I'm all...makka-wakka, and...wow...
Leroy: .......did you see that baby mammoth?
Death isn’t the way.
Life is.
Here's one I have thought for a while...
Leroy: When you get out of the water you need to dry off right away to avoid catching a cold. That's what Leroy says - don't forget to bring a towel!
O.o
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Nobody's touched that thread for a long while...
Holio: *annoyed* Now you get to sleep, and think about how I have to clean my room!
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Oh...I forgot about this one
Stitch: What do you mean ,I sound like Michael Jackson being scalped?
The Booglinator has spoken.
Pleakely: *dazed* Look at me, I feel like a weasel stuck up a drainpipe! Wheeeeeee!
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Richter: You just worry about that meatball, Mayor, and leave the freaking out to me!
We are here! We are here! We are here!
XD
Sparky: Bom chicka wow wow,chicka wow wow.
(Well I COULD see him saying that but...yeah. XD)
*I* am the wretch the song refers to.
Here's a rather random one, but it's to do with my other current fandom (don't worry, I still enjoy Stitch...) This quote I have managed to get might have a clue...
Leroy: Wow! A Gold SUMO-SLAMMER card!
(Highly unlikely quote, but it's all I can get off the top of my mind now.)
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Stitch: THIS WHOLE JUNGLE IS OUR HOUSE OF DEATH!!!!
We are here! We are here! We are here!
Here are some more of these...
Holio: (shouting) NO MORE CHERNOBYLS! NO MORE NUKES!
Deforestator: {singing}...I was confused, it was late, and I was in a fog, I ran over the Taco Bell Dog!
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Lilo: And now we go to war! lol
but i can acsholy here her saying that.
Jumba After seeing sitch and angeal loveing each other:You know your cousins right?
shareLilo: I am sick of Elvis
I like the Beatles now
Here's one I was thinking of earlier...
Clip: Just a trim? You look gorgeous!
(I know it makes sense because of her true-place). :)
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Fudgy: Opps thats not fugde.
Drowsy: How about an all nighter
Lax: I'm too busy
Amnesio: Who
Elastico: I can't do that position...... LMAO
Fibber: OJ really didn't do it.
I'm always right even when you know I'm wrong
Hmmm, I've got another idea...
...if only Leroy got a job as a truck driver...
Leroy: *singing* I'm driving a truck... drivin' a big ol' truck...
(extra points if you know the lyrics to Wierd Al Yankovic's "Truck Driving Song")
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