Favorite movie quote's


hey just wonder what ppls favourite quote's are from the movie!!!
I Personally love "Nobody makes me bleed my own " -classic lol

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"Its a metaphor, but that actually happened"

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"If it's almost a sport, we've got it! ESPN 8. The Ocho"

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My favourite is
"Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?"
"Probably not..."
"No! but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste."

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"If it's almost a sport, we've got it."

I like the Ocho.

My brother likes "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood" I think he forgot what happened there but Goodman's tone was right so much in this movie.

Just thinking about this movie makes me laugh all day long. The way Curtis Armstrong announced the regional champion disqualitfication cracks me up. And then Hayley Rosales crying afterwards, I thought it was a young boy in drag with arms like that.

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mine is
Cotton McKnight: Looks like it's gonna be a two-on-one, a menage a trois of pain.
Pepper Brooks: Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.

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"You call that 'dodgeball'? You guys look like a bunch of retards humping a doorknob." --Rip Torn (Patches)

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lol i believe it was
Patches: "you look like a bunch of retards tryin' to phuk a doorknob"
god that SO funny

my other favourite one by Patches is: "Your about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop"
he was hilarious!
his death was a crack up aswell

dunno y i put a spoiler tag on that, just didnt want some idiot that hasnt seen it yelling at me :D

Avoid Suspicion
Manipulate your Friends
Eliminate your Enemies

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"IF you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!"

Me hardheaded? Never.

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I was a fan of the

"We should mate"

- What?

"Date! We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it"

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lol i personally love "they better chigity- check themselves before they reck themselves"

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this is my dodgeball team, blade, lazer, blazer, meeshell and fran stelanoscovitchdafeddavitchsky

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Peter: "Yeah, they don't really make a 'Sorry, but your coach just got crushed by 2 tons of irony Hallmark card' "

Peter: "Just don't go crying to mommy when I spank you, White"
White: "Well, don't go crying to your daddy when I wipe it up with your face"

"You're not from the IRS, you just glued my pubes onto your face!"-Scott Tenorman, South Park

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Young Patches O'Houlihan: Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation.

i am quite possibly the sexiest man alive

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"If you can dodge a wrench...You can dodge a ball!"

=D

If some1 with multiple personalities threatens 2 kill himself,is it considered a hostage situation?

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i love the conversation between peter and white in the bar aswell

dodge, duck, dive, dip and .......dodge!

"by the time im finished with you, youre gonna wish you felt this good again"

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