Paris runs like a Sasquatch
After they saw that desk in half and they're running away, Paris Hilton looks like a big ole Sasquatch, slash, drag queen, clomping off, legs bowed, wobbling in those Size 11 plus white heels. And what's with the manky hair extensions? Every shot that shows the back of their heads, all you see are those squiggly worm-like extensions popping out of the back of their heads. No wonder they wear those God-awful hoodies through a lot of the show.
What will I miss about this half-baked mess? Two girls making up their own private language and using made-up words..which is really cute...if you're in the 6th grade.