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Always the stupid angle.....


I saw Constantine for the first time last night. Sigh, another movie ruined with "I'm too stupid to stay put!"

Angela knew what they were up against after witnessing Hell first hand in the bathtub. Yet, she went storming after Constantine even though she was told to stay in the vehicle for safety.

What was she she hoping to achieve? She was fully aware that only special weapons could harm evil beings. Of course she was easily captured and taken away.

The writers always have to dumb down the story rather than trying something creative.

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Was it a right angle? Those 90 degrees are killer.

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^ Came here to say this.

🐺 Boycott movies that involve real animal violence (& their directors) 🐾

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Look, I get what you're saying. I do. But I know some really stupid bidches in real life.

Sometimes, a not so stupid bidch will perform an amazing feat of stupidity, when you really thought she'd help you out.

Other times, the stupidest bidch you know will have a miraculous moment of insight.

All I'm saying is you never can tell what a bidch might do. And if you factor in demons and a visit to Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if a real smart bidch suddenly ran headfirst into a brick wall. For no apparent reason. Like, if she wasn't even walking in its direction in the first place.

This applies to all bitches. The smart ones (like myself), and the real stupid ones. Though I have been called the latter, but it was by the stupidest bidch I know, so...

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