Here's the first one that comes to my mind: "Is it a crime to look at Lange?"
What are you gonna do? Charge me with smoking?
Have you ever been in love?
Do you even believe in love?
Or do you only have fantasy relationships,
Because anything else would be too painful?
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i don't remember the exact line, but it was something like:
mrs. jaffee- have you ever transcended time and space?
albert - yes, well, time not space. no, i don't know what you're talking about.
hahaaaaa! that gets me everytime. i just love the way albert is nervously sure of himself. if that makes sense.
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if u use patroleum, your're a murderer, and that's a fact.
if hitler were alive, he would'nt be thinking about patroleum.
-everything about wahlberg's character is freaking hilarious
Regarding sex between Dawn and Brad...
Vivian:Our undercover surveillance shows it's been infrequent and short. Eight to nine minutes. Typically.
Dawn Surveillance? You've watched us?
Vivian: No, just listened.
Brad Stand:Your surveillance is wrong!
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Face it, Tiger... you just hit the jackpot.
You rock, rock!
shareyeah the scene about Dawn and Brads sex life is funny....Its quanity not quality...7 minutes in heaven
but omg i love the Whole "there's glass between us you cant handle my infinite nature".....
and when Dawn attacks Isla Fishers's character "Dont look at me ! Don't look at me! Look at me Look at me Im so pretty Im so pretty" - That is so funy gets me every time and her 30 sec commericial ..." these shirts are really good last year not so much" then does her weird crouching down walk... oh hell i just love the movie!!
"Rock -you rock, rock!"
Drink up, young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.
Mr. Hooten: God gave us oil! He gave it to us! How can God's gift be bad?
Tommy Corn: I don't know. He gave you a brain too and you messed that up pretty damn good.
This movie is very interesting indeed. It wasn't laugh-out-loud funny but it did made me smile a lot. :D
This was pretty much my favorite scene, too.
Another favorite line:
Albert Markovski: [about the body bag exercise] I can't go back in there. It's all hating faces that I have to chop up with a machete!
Do you love me with the bonnet?
Creation, destruction, creation, destruction.
What are you, a bitch? You're a bitch!
-Tommy: "If Hitler were alive he'd tell you to not think about oil!"
-Tommy: "Destroyer, Destroyer, Destroyer!"
-Albert: "We're not in infinity, we're in the suburbs"
-Caterine: Don't call it the ball thing, call it pure being
Tommy: Okay - so can we do the 'pure being' 'ball thing' everyday?
The dialogue in this movie is so well timed! Mark Whalberg was just too funny as Tommy.