Best opening lines ever?

**Sorry about the language, it is needed (if it's appropriate for imdb quotes, it' appropriate for imdb boards)**

Moth.erfu(king c0cksu.cker moth.erfu(king *beep* fu(ker what am I doing? What am I doing? I don't know what I'm doing. I'm doing the best that I can. I know that's all I can ask of myself. Is that good enough? Is my work doing any good? Is anybody paying attention? Is it hopeless to try and change things? The African guy is a sign, right? Because if he isn't, than nothing in this world makes any sense to me. I'm fu.cked! Maybe I should quit. Don't quit! Maybe I should just fu(king quit. Don't fu(king quit! I don't know what the *beep* I'm supposed to fu(king do anymore! Fu(ker! *beep* *beep*


Brilliant opening lines, sums the movie up perfectly, and tells the audience exactly what's going on right from the get go. Also I think this kind of introspective, thought-processing really hits home with audiences, we all know this feeling, racing thoughts of self-doubt. Not to mention it is absolutely hilarious :)

Up there with other great opening lines: Run Lola Run (Lola Rennt), Trainspotting, American Beauty.

What's everyone elses favourite opening lines? And why?