Mine was during their Christmas photoshoot, and one was wearing black amid all the red & white outfits.
Lorraine: Black works, Mom. Jesus, like, had his funeral on Christmas.
Henry: Jesus died on Easter, Barbie!
Jessica: Jesus was resurrected on Easter, moron.
Gets me laughing everytime.
lol, that part if funny.
I like...
When they move into the new house....
-Tom: "Ok, here we are. Everybody gets their own room, but the twins share... Now, go kill eachother for the best one!!"
Kate: "Oh, that's great."
(or something like that)
The whole birthday scene at Dylan's.
Basically all of the moving into the new house.
Me and my family crack up on the part where the kids are at the school confronting the bullies. One kid knocks the bully's drink out his hand and the bully yells, "my latte!..."
lol. too funny, those bullys were lame....
When Gunners chewing up Hank the model/actor and Mom says, "He's really hungry" cracks me up every time.
shareI gotta say....the BEST PART THAT GETS ME EVERY TIME is when Hank comes over and they soak his pants and then put meat in them and the dog attacks him ROTFLMAO!!! AND LMAO at how Hank talks to the parents hahahaha
shareFor some reason, the part where the neighbors walk up, the wife looks at the car and says "Oh, they're fast food people" makes me chuckle.
shareWhen the boyfriend of Nora is talking to the parents and one of the kids is looking bored.
shareThe whole speech with the "BAM! BAM!", ending in "I can run from me, but I can't hide from me." And then Tom's reaction: "What a nightmare!"
Steve Martin and Ashton Kutcher had great scenes together. It was also great when Kutcher's character said something along the lines of how he and Nora can't go out in public because he's getting recognized everywhere. I just realized it was Bonnie Hunt who responded with the "really, just the one commercial?" She can be funny sometimes, but I think that line would have been a lot funnier delivered by Steve Martin.
The scene where Baker's dog bites Ashton's nutsack and then grabs his ass by the scent of meat in his underwear. It was hilarious!
This movie cheered me up a bit.
When you see my face, your life is done!share