My Review
Okay, first of all, I know this film is based on a novel, but film adaptations of books need to be able to stand on their own, so I shall judge the movie thus.
Secondly, I would consider most movies to be watchable, to have a purpose, or to convey some sort of meaning. I would say I'm pretty open-minded, and won't stop watching a movie half way through. Unfortunately, I came very close to calling it quits numerous times watching Shopgirl.
This movie is mostly awful. The dialogue is so bland and uninteresting. The characters are bland and uninteresting. I'm finding it hard to put into words how uninteresting the movie was, because there was simply nothing to it. Clare Danes did the best she could with the character I'm sure, but her role was rendered mainly ineffectual by the presence of Steve Martin's.
I did not understand the relationship between these two characters whatsoever. I understand she was depressed, and lonely, and sought refuge within Steve Martin's rich and generous lifestyle, but there was no chemistry. No conversation. No connection at all.
Which brings me to Steven Martin's character. Did anyone else find him intensely dislikable? I'm not sure how intended this was, but I ended up thinking he was a complete bastard. Lying to Mirabelle about his intentions for their relationship, then sleeping with another woman, then 'joking' about marrying someone else and having kids in New York...plus he was boring, with no redeeming qualities. What made even less sense was the fact the narrator was the same voice as Ray - seemingly defending Ray's actions - as if we were supposed to see him as the victim in this situation? Quite the contrary, I ended up seeing him as a deceitful, cheating, sad old loser.
What annoyed me even more was his justification in his closing narration - "As for my justification for my actions - that's just life." What the hell is that supposed to mean?! That's not how it works. You can't treat people like crap, after they show you infinite patience and care, and blame it on life. And yet, she turns back to him right before going back to Jeremy outside the gallery, smiling lovingly...and I was thinking, how does he deserve that?! He deserves to be kicked the curb and left there. You get the feeling his character could do this whole movie again to another girl once he has got over Mirabelle (which wouldn't take long, I'm sure), and that's what makes me dislike him so much.
The only ray (hah) of light in this film was Jason Schwartzman. Every scene he was in was funny and involving. The whole scenario with him and Lisa was brilliant, hilarious. I just wish he could have been involved in the action a bit more. And I wish I could have seen the relationship between Jeremy and Mirabelle develop a bit over the course of the movie. He seems to come in at the beginning, then disappear for the whole middle section, unmissed and unmentioned by Mirabelle. Then turn up at the end, changed, and Mirabelle latches onto him without hesitation.
I'm happy for them in the end, that there was some kind of resolution (although I completely expected it to come), but I feel like nothing really happened, and nobody really learnt anything, apart from Jeremy maybe.
All in all, it was a very non film. Very disappointing. I know it has been likened to films such as Garden State and Lost in Translation - but I would highly recommend both of those over this. They are well-written, consistently amusing and well-observed, unlike this.