This movie really doesn't suck.
First time I watched it, I found it slow, aggravating and annoying like an itch you can't scratch.
Second time I watched it, I found it boring as turtle sex.
Third time and every time after, what a wonderful, charming, lovely little old school fable.
This movie is tits. You just have to give yourself over to it and take it for what it is.
"I said no camels, that's five camels, can't you count?"