Just Saw it the other Day, Was This a Joke? Please tell me it was...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Sorry for the all caps, I know it's annoying. But honestly, I could not sit through the whole thing (on TV). I walked out in the middle of it. I thought the story line sucked, I mean... it could've been decent but they made everybody stupid. The acting was horrible, but I couldn't tell if it was because of the script or because of the actors. Either way, a superb actor should be able to pull off a script no matter how ridiculous.
I didn't even like the idea of Dennis Quaid and Sharon Stone. They are unconvincing as a married couple? He so seems like the tame, dull, routine type of guy. She seems like the sexy vixen who wants someone adventurous and has a surprise around every corner (Steven Dorff? LOL). Obviously it's typecasting. I'm surprised she didn't cheat on him. Plus I thought Dennis Quaid was a bit effeminate, did anyone pick up on that?
The little boy was a better actor than the girl was. I know I've seen her in other things, hell she was better in that Disney movie than she was in this. I noticed a lot of the time she was very awkward, uncomfortable... kept shifting and being nervous. Anyone else notice this? I noticed this especially when they were having lunch at Pinski's. And when she was on the phone, and her mom told her to get off, she still sat there on it for a little bit. But from then until she hung up, her mouth didn't move AT ALL. Just ridiculous.
The stupidest thing was that they tolerated Dale's (Dorff) presence from the time they met him, which he was creepy from the moment the boy found him wandering the house.
I left around the time when Dennis Quaid was trying to tell Sharon Stone that there was something wrong with him... and it pissed me off that she didn't believe him. I'm like, come on what are you stupid?! So I left and came back hours later, stoned, to find that it's on again... and the first thing that happens is "I believe you now. I think you're on to something" I'm like bitch please"... and then I finished the movie and it was less annoying, it was much more amusing LOL.
Gargoyles are *beep* tacky.