Cold Creek Manor ~ Absolutely STUPID
ANYONE, and I mean ANYONE, who would rate this stinker more than a '2' needs to get their head examined.
Stupid plot, poor acting, unbelievable all the way around.
Quaid plays a limp-wristed asswipe in this one; Stone can't ACT, period; and this Dorff guy is a poor Nicholson at best, and at about 5 foot 1...he's not that scary!,
Juliette Lewis is sexy as hell...I'd give her 1.5 of that 2, and little Kirstin is the other .5.
Other than that, they should be ASHAMED of being in this turkey.
10 = unmissable, an ABSOLUTE MUST-SEE!!
9 = excellent!
8 = very good
7 = good, entertaining
6 = OK, fine, whatever
5 = just average
4 = barely watchable, nodded off occasionally
3 = bad
2 = awful!
1 = dire!!
0 = shouldn't have been made at all!!!
'You can't HANDLE the truth!'