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other hilarious scenes

posted 19 years ago by MargoChanningRules
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People here have mentioned the scene where the family screams and runs away from the snakes.

Other HILAROUS moments:

Dennis Quaid punching Sharon Stone through some kind of plastic curtain because he thought she was the bad guy; then, after that, she lies on the floor, he on top of her, she gets all dreamy-eyed and says "I'm sorry I didn't believe you"

Bad guy about to kill them asks: "What are your last words?"
Sharon Stone, holding a rope and running towards the guy while her husband holds the other end of the rope (they somehow manage to kill them with that ludicrous rope trick): "Geronimoooooooo!"

This is certainly one of the worst films ever.

[–] hge45456 19 years ago

Another funny scene is when Dale is walking toward leah near the devil's throat then says devil's throat mr. tilson on the the walkie talkie then says hi to leah then pushes her down the devil's throat. It was funny how she just stood there and did nothing.

[–] BlondeBoss809 19 years ago

she couldn't do anything! i mean 1 she was in shock, she thought it was the police officer

[–] Ensiho 19 years ago

I would've been smart enough to run as soon as I saw it was him, anyone else? (That is...assuming I resisted the urge to pounce on him and tell them how sexy he is. xD)

I thought it was funny how everytime he moved to touch the daughter, she pulled away...especially when she COULDNT SEE HIM. He came at her from behind and she still ducked! I was like...what the...?

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Harvesting the land...
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[–] zimka 14 years ago

but what was she doing there alone in the first place? protecting the well??? why did the husband left her alone in the woods, in dark and wet near the death-well, knowing that there is a killer out there?

for that matter, where the hell did the killer go, after he pushed her down the well? and what was his plan? and how did he manage to kill the sheriff inside the station, silently? and the rope trick? ugh...

the entire ending was ridiculous beyond belief.

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[–] Rick-34 12 years ago

Cooper: OK, Leah. I'm going to go back to meet the sheriff. I know it would make more sense for you to come with me, but I'm going to leave you alone in the woods where a killer might be wandering around.

Leah: I'm fine with that.

Cooper leaves to meet the sheriff. Dale shows up.

Dale: Hah! I knew that if I pretended to be the sheriff, your husband would inexplicably leave you alone right next to a well that I could push you into!

Everything from the snake scene on was dreadful.

[–] TeaBunny 19 years ago

When Dale comes into the house and yells COOOOPEEEER! LEEEEAAAAAH! AUUUUUGH!!!!!

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[–] alpen_dyer 19 years ago

I liked the one on the roof when leah picks up that rock and Dale's like:
"what are you gonna hit me with that? go ahead" and BAM! right in the head and then he's like "owwwww" in pain. What a jerk he just stood there not moving what was he expecting?

"I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it."

[–] psdhart 14 years ago

"get out of my house" Dale then falls into the house through glass roof

[–] Demarates 18 years ago

Yeah, Quaid punching his wife through the plastic was pretty funny. At first I thought it was the cop who got slugged.

What I also found ridiculous (brodering on downright hilarious) is how a big guy like Quaid should be scared in any way by a midget like Dorff.

I have colleagues Dorffs' size at the office. They give me crap in a meeting, I stuff them headfirst in the mail chute afterwards.

Trece para siempre.

[–] Hushpuppy_20 18 years ago

I think we should write to Touchstone Pictures and demand the 118 minutes of our lives back this film stole from us!!!

[–] gerrywos 18 years ago

just saw this "film" on TV and the rope scene at the end was so crap,the whole movie was crap

[–] still_ichyn 18 years ago

I cringed at the "Geronimo" part. That´s when I gave up on the film completely. The snake scene was the most funny tho imo. I had the Benny Hill theme playing in my head during that scene :)

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[–] polexia 15 years ago

"What I also found ridiculous (brodering on downright hilarious) is how a big guy like Quaid should be scared in any way by a midget like Dorff.

I have colleagues Dorffs' size at the office. They give me crap in a meeting, I stuff them headfirst in the mail chute afterwards."

You're just a big talker -- as if you would or could do that, anyway.

I guess you missed the whole theme in the film of showing off Dorff's muscles by having him shirtless and working all day. He was very very strong for a smaller man. You take a "big" guy like Quaid (I have seen Quaid in person and he seems average to me, not like a linebacker or anything) and if he's out of shape (he's a documentary filmmaker, he sits on his butt all day at the computer) Dorff who is a manual laborer could take him in a heartbeat.

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[–] kingarthurup 14 years ago

THOSE WERE NOT FUNNY SCENES.

YOU ARE DEFINITELY THE WORST MOVIE REVIEWER EVER.

[–] IAmEffy 13 years ago

"You killed my pony!!!!!!"

~ Party at the Moon Tower.~

[–] odd_duck06 13 years ago

The soundtrack was hilarious. Part of it was period piece sounding music, and the other part was 80's horror movie soundtrack. Really hilarious and weird.

Sometimes, I wish I was a ho.

[–] AnCatDubh 12 years ago

lol. Definitely agree about the soundtrack. It reminded me of the scene in The Terminator when Reese and Sarah break out of the police station. Total 80's.

Terrible movie, but I laughed a lot at the snakes scene and when he punched his wife.