100 Things I Learned

1) Doctors will let you die before they will you let contract Hepatitis B.
2) Jack can't fix fuel injectors worth crap.
3) All stay-at-home moms were once music majors.
4) Conversing with Rob Lowe is like talking to a brick wall.
5) If you don't pick up your packages by 6:00 at Wilson's, you're SOL.
6) Mr. Wilson knows all the best tow trucks.
7) Mr. Wilson says buy American.
8) It's okay to unhook your wife from her life-saving devices. Just one more dance.
9) A cappucino is an Italian sports car.
10) Rob Lowe saves his best acting for straight to VHS movies.
11) If a neighbor's Christmas Lights are still on in the morning, they are probably dead.
12) Don't send Rob Lowe packages with perishable goods.
13) Rob Lowe knows the secret to a kick butt spiral.
14) Farmers love Rob Lowe.
15) You can take a crappy song and turn it into a crappy movie and I will still cry.