Post ridiculous Home Alone 4 dialogue
"Don't trifle with me, you demon spawn!"
"Oh, right, so you wouldn't get mad if I wrecked the place, which I didn't, as long as I admit that I did, which I didn't?"
"Well, if you hadn't acted so strange, I wouldn't have thought you were... so strange."
"So, your father's getting divorced. Boohoo. Everyone's parents get divorced."
"Prison's not so bad. On Thursdays you get salisbury steak."
"Spin faster, sesame."
"Can we go to Wrigley Field? And the aquarium?"
It's a killer puzzle box, designed to scare me to death.