Envy the Abridged Script

Yep the same guy who made the abridged scripts of A Cinderella Story,Napoleon Dynamite,Grease,Bridget Jones and this enjoy

Scene 1
Int:Dreamworks Studios lot-2002
2002 Dreamworks Executive 50:Lets make a comedy
2002 Dreamworks Executive 65:Okay lets get Ben Stiller and Jack Black in it
(They Do)

Scene 2
Int:Movie Set-2002
2002 Ben Stiller:Hi I'm Ben Stiller in 2002 my career is so great until Zoolander came out hopefully this Comedy would help me out
2002 Jack Black:Hi I'm Jack Black in 2002 my career mostly sux hopefully this movie can help me out
2002 Stiller:Hey you stole my line
2002 Black:Who Cares lets start this crap fest
(They Start)
2002 Black:Buy my product it gets rid of Dog Crap
2002 Stiller:I'm so jealous my best friend is a multi millionaire because of this product that makes dog crap dissapear
2002 Amy Poehler:Don't be jealous Hun look I just bought 40 bottles of it
2002 Stiller:Damn
2002 Test Audience:Where is this going?
2002 Director Barry Levinson:Don't worry we'll get a plot eventually
(99 minutes go by and still no plot)
2002 Test Audience:This film sux
2002 Director Barry Levinson:Your right it does hopefully this is never released or else all my classics like Diner,The Natural,Good Mourning,Vietnam,Rainman and Wag the Dog will be ruined by this crap

Scene 3
Int:Dreamworks Studios
2004 Dreamworks Executive 32:Hey guys since Jack Black's film The School of Rock is a hit I think it'll be a good idea to release Envy
2004 Dreamworks Executive 56:Okay hopefully this film won't hurt Jack Black's career or Ben Stiller's
2004 Dreamworks Executive 41:What about poor Barry Levinson his career might be over
2004 Dreamworks Executive 56:He'll be alright
2004 Dreamworks Executive 41:Okay I hope so
(The film is released)
2004 Critics:This film sux worse than Gigli
2004 Audience:Why Barry Levinson?Why?

Scene 4
Int:Cannes Film Festival
2004 Dreamworks Executive 80:We are sorry for that crappy film
Heckler:You should be thats the worst animated film ever
2004 Jack Black:He was talking about Envy you dumbass
(Suddenly Barry Levinson Enters)
2004 Director Barry Levinson:You ruined my career
(He fires a .44 Magnum and kills the Executive)
2004 Me:Thank God

The End