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tom cruise bangs widow.

posted 10 years ago by biggacy4
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Tom cruise is smooth

[–] Carlos_Tigro 10 years ago

well it is tom after all

I am Tigro, bow down to my greatness.

[–] kfckid-365-296572 10 years ago

I'm sure he would have preferred banging the dead guy, but they dragged him off before he got the chance.

'When you hang a man, you better look at him.'

[–] helderuto 9 years ago

And it's the widow of the samurai he murdered. Only in Hollywood.

Rasengan!

[–] kkang06 9 years ago

And not only does he bang the widow of the guy he killed, but the dead guy's kids come to love him as "replacement daddy."

Wow, if this isn't every white man's colonial fantasy.

[–] herrandrusz 8 years ago

Salty.

[–] Lucy9596 8 years ago

Although I think it's very unlikely the widow would even consider him I wouldn't say he murdered the husband. It was self-defense.

Finch: "In all the time I’ve known him he’s never let me down.”
"Goodbye, Harold."

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[–] mikeyg24 9 years ago

You make it sound like he jumped the bones of a granny. She was one hot piece of Nipponese tail.

Hey! You're not old enough to drink! Now go and die for your country!!!

[–] Dark_Sithlord 8 years ago

He knew she was available.

[–] Dark_Sithlord 8 years ago