Best lines


"Look *beep* you couldn't bluff your way out of a paper bag. I don't like being lied to, and when i find out what you're up to i'm gonna take you down MOTHER FUC KER. DON'T FU CK WITH THE F.B.I.!!"

"Get the suitcase and put it in the bus!"

"What's so special about this suitcase?"

"I don't know just put it in the fuc kin BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Are you even supposed to be here today?"

"Don't get me started."

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Jon Person: "What's with the cowboy get-up?"

Cowboy (raises an eyebrow): "You don't like it?"

Cowboy: "There's been a little hitch in the giddy-up."

Cowboy (it's the venomous way he says this after Randy's little faux pas): "They call me Cowboy ~dude~."

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I loved the Agent Banks quote that the first poster said, cause then he said I considered a career in acting and that was funny.

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