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A sickening travesty of a classic film


Someone who did a long review said that-and I couldn't have said it better. The minis, a few of the same names for the characters as the original (2?), and figuring a way to screw with the traffic system. And there you go-that's it as far as similarites go. The original was a COMEDY, but someone forgot to tell the makers of this mean-spirited piece of s**t. Plus add the 'Miss Anorexia' Theron, who everyone seems to think is so gorgeous and such a great acress, and they destroyed it for me entirely.

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Yes I could only face watching it the one time too and that was enough. Where as I've watched the 1969 original hundreds of times over the years.

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Personally I've never seen the original so I can't compare this version. The original may be good or not but I saw only this and I liked it.

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Then try and track down a copy of the original (not difficult since it's available to buy from Amazon, plus there's a new high-def Blu-Ray version out next month too) and watch it with an open mind.

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Maybe so. I won't argue. But regardless, I enjoy this movie anyway. I consider it harmless popcurn fluff.

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Mean-spirited? You may think this Italian Job is bad, but aside from the actions of the Edward Norton character, there's nothing from what I saw in the Italian Job that is mean spirited. Thieves stealing from a thief- big deal. I agree with MetFanMac.

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Another one?! What is it with the IMDb that it breeds ********s who decide to make negative sports-related comments out of the blue??! What the ****** does my baseball affiliation have to do with FREAKING MOVIE DISCUSSION?

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Relax MetFan! If it makes you feel any better, I'm a Cincinnati Bengals fan. There's not much for me to cheer about aside from the 2005 season.


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I'm just PO'ed that someone had to drag a sports reference into a movie discussion.

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LOL! This guy, who calls himself MetFanMac, says he's PO'd because other people make a sports reference in a movie discussion board! Hello! Change your name! How about- clueless?!

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It's my screenname on several different sites, jerk. I've seen other posters here with sports teams and players in their names--do I debate sports with them? No! This is a movie website! You, "davekingman"--would I out of the blue turn to you and say, "Haha, wow, Kingman sure struck out a lot"? NO!

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The thing is, it wouldn't bother me if you did. But you get all wacko about it. So who's really the jerk? It's you!

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I don’t really agree…The remake is, as someone below has already stated, a harmless bit of popcorn fluff. There’s nothing that really stands out as particularly original, and all that people in 40 years’ time will remember is that there were some good action sequences. It does, however, beg the question, why call it The Italian Job at all?..They reworked the plot so comprehensively, that surely somebody in Hollywood should‘ve come up with a different gimmick…Take away the new Coopers (in themselves a travesty; they shouldn’t have been allowed to call them ‘Minis’, because they’re not, they’re Maxis, and John Cooper must have turned in his grave, this was not what he and Issigonis had in mind when they designed the original Cooper S), and the fancy driving, and what have you got? Just another caper movie…It’s symptomatic of the times that Hollywood cannot come up with anything original, and so traded on the original film’s appeal, but if you ignore the title, and treat the film simply on its own merits…It’s not so bad…It’ll never be continuously repeated on wet Sunday afternoons, nor keep the whole family amused, but it’s bubblegum for the brain, just the same.

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