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This film rates 3.5 on the Prochnowmeter

posted 17 years ago by Victor_Pompouspants
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As it showcases the exquisite talents of Jurgen Prochnow, this film immediately leaps to a rating of 4 votes out of ten.

Unfortunately the rest of the film itself rates -.5, meaning its final rating is modified to 3.5, according to the principles of Prochnowmetry.

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[–] germite 17 years ago

That was funny, buddy. However, you forgot to factor Clint Howard in - his character jumps your 3.5 to 3.5Z without question.

"Great, just jump all over me, why don't you?
What about the nine kids I DIDN'T lose this week?"