Charlie Hinton: Hey, man, how did it go in there?
Max: ...I missed.
Charlie Hinton: He heh... what does that mean?
Max: I missed!
Charlie Hinton: Oh, he!!, no!
funny stuff !!
well my favourite quote/part is when the mom's finds out it's men taking care of their children.
"They're men."
"THEY'RE WHAT?!"
phil- I GOT A BIG SPIDER ON MY HEAD!!!
"question everything, fear nothing"
?: 'I don't read yet'
Charlie: Okay, well we're looking for someone who CAN read'
Bless her little cotton socks - so cute, lol
Also when that little girl was listing all the things she's not allowed to consume.
''I tell you I'm thirsty and you offer me a sandwich. Thank you and *beep* you"
Hehe. I thought the whole thing was good, really.
sharethis is like my fav movie of all time but my fav quote is prolly
76804 the ration thing,well we resovled that this morning,we resolved it,we hired someone,hired someone,yes we hired marvin..marvin? marvin? MARVIN HAS BEEN HIRED..yea he's great right outside with the kids
I have two and both involve Phil:
1. He claims he could take the antagonist as long as he had a clove of garlic and a wooden stake
2. Phil says he wants to use rittlen and leashes to take care of the kids (he's joking of course.)
"Metallica is the Linkin Park of the 80's"
Thats right... Keep thinking that..
this whole movie is cute
GET THAT LEGLESS WITCH OUT OF HERE!
"You're killing me! You're really killing me."
=D
I have two favorites and both are with Marvin.
The first is when Marvin comes in to the Dad's trying to talk to the kid speaking Klingon. He talks back to him. "What is he speaking?" "It's Klingon. How much Star Trek does this kid watch?"
and Marvin's exchange with the Flash.
We need more chasing bad guys!
Hey, that's an excellent idea!
Like the Joker!
No, you see, buddy, that's Batman's bad guy. You're the Flash, you need to be fighting...
Lex Luthor?
No, that's Superman. You need to be fighting Captain Boomerang, Gorilla Grod, the Reverse Flash...
How about the Riddler?
" What are you doing to these kids? "
LAMINATED! it cracks me up XD and almost anything that martin says is funny! THIS STUFF! IS NOT FOR SALE!!
shareI can just see Eddie Murphy's face as he looks at the floors... He looks at the walls... He looks at the ceiling...
Makes me wonder... What was INSIDE that boy?
Charlie is irritating crispin and his mum walks in and calms him down, Charlie carries on antagonising Crispin and gets kicked in the shin. His mom then says 'do you do late pick up' (something like that) PMSL at Charlie's angry through gritted teeth response 'no we do not do late pick up' 'ill see you tommorow crispin...tommoroowwww' LMAO
Haley Joel Osment, Jimmy Bennett and Nathan Gamble. Truly brilliant actors
do you do late pick up' (something like that)The line is "you got early drop off" Charlie through gritted teeth "No we don't have anything..." then whispering "I'll see you tommorow crispin...tommoroowwww"
PMSL
PMSL
Pi$$ed my self laughing"
I was thinking that, but I was thinking PMSL = Piss Myself (S?) Laughing
I'm an old fart I don't have a cell phone, so no text and not sure of all the acronyms
I may grow old, but I refuse to grow up
I am right around Eddie Murphy's age.
If a person with multiple personality s threatens to commit suicide, is that a hostage situation
"You turned my own sprout against me!"