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What we learned from CSI Miami

posted 11 years ago by jh66
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1. Heavily made-up female CSI's swagger onto fresh crime scenes with their long hair flowing.

2. The lead CSI investigator talks s l o w l y (like Steve McGarrett in Hawaii-Five-0) in order to appear 'cool' and so continually re-adjusts his sun specs accordingly.

3. Miami always has a bright orange graduated camera filter over the sky?

4. Suspects always crumble within the show's last 10 minutes just in time for slo-mo, sugar-coated CSI team shots on the beach.

[–] IvarTB 11 years ago

Exactly, what a pile of childish (and sepia-tinted) cack!!

[–] tbirdman-1 11 years ago

HAAH, LOL! And I must add some points of my own.

1. Well coifed female CSI's always show up in designer clothes
and wearing closed toe heel shoes at every crime scene.

2. Lt. Horatio Caine manages to get into a major shoot out with
a suspect (s) yet never wears a body armor vest and is always
shot at though is never shot himself.

3. Hardly any suspects being grilled by either Lt. Caine or
one of his team ever asks for an attorney.

4. Every episode has a happy ending with the perp (s) in
custody, the victim's family relieved and the entire CSI
team very satisfied.

5. Whenever the FBI is interrogating the team members the
feds are always portrayed as evil, vile and untrustworthy
agents.

Lorenzo Sunny Arizona

Call me a sailor or a swabby just don't call me a squid!

[–] vrinda81 11 years ago

The lead CSI investigator talks s l o w l y (like Steve McGarrett in Hawaii-Five-0) in order to appear 'cool' and so continually re-adjusts his sun specs accordingly.

Steve McGarrett talked faster than this guy. Jack Lord spoke faster in the earlier seasons, then his speech slowed down in the middle seasons due to health reasons. He was also co-producing the show, which gave him less time to memorize lines. I don't know what David Caruso's excuse was.

[–] BeholdTheVision 11 years ago

I walk around with The Who on queued up. So after I make a clever quip or deliver a hardcore tough guy one liner, I immediately press play and "Yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!"

[–] pcdavis1973 11 years ago

I also noticed in Blood Lust (Season 9; Episode 15) that although they are digging up dirt, the white suit Ryan is wearing doesn't get dirty.

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