Boring first episode, no loons
What a dull first episode. It's usually my favorite every season to see the loons show up - the ones that drink too much, babble nonsense to the bachelor, end up in the pool, get angry, disrobe, run around getting frantic about their biological clocks, put their bra cutlets on the coffee table. Where were the loons? The Bachelorette first night is always better that the Bachelor because there are alwats a few guys who are just, plain nuts.
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