Time will tell

I am not in any way. You are the delusional party. MOST KIDS LOVE THIS MOVIE! Do you doubt this? If so YOU are delusional. It is the parents who hate it because if defiles their expectations of Dr. Suess.

Here's Walmart's review for the movie. It sure seems to differ with your delusional view.

Directly from walmart.com:
"Grab a place on the couch, or go find a seat For you're in for a wonderful Dr. Seuss' treat! The Cat in the Hat who goes by that name Is played by Mike Myers of comedy fame! It starts with two kids on a cold, cold wet day Their mom is at work and they've no games to play! Then in walks the fun in the form of a Cat Who pulls out the laughs from the brim of his hat. Things really get wild when the Cat and his crew (who go by the name of Thing One and Thing Two) Take over the house of Conrad and Sally In this fine family film that's right up your alley!"

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