OK...
Take FANTASTIC set designs, BRILLIANT make up and GORGEOUS special effects...mix liberally with a godawful script that is...well, just plain TERRIBLE.
Result?
'The Cat in the Hat'.
I give it a 9 for SFX, etc...and a 3 for writing.
Mike Meyers sure did TRY hard tho, bless his heart.
-K
"I'll be whatever I wanna do!"
-Phillip J. Fry, Futurama
http://www.karcreat.com
A *3* for writing?!?
Well I want to come begging for money at your door because you are generous to a fault.
This movie was WORSE than the Cartoon Network (unwatchable movie and oh-dear-God-WHY-WHY-WHY craptacular TV series) "Out of Jimmy's Head" with the main character of Dominic Janes ("starring" is far-to-generous a phrase for any person appearing in that TV abomination).
And it lasted for TWENTY 30 MINUTE EPISODES?!?
Agonizingly unwatchable non-entertaining series.
YOUTUBE[ Out Of Johnny's Ass: The Annotated Thingy Whatever ]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lFDYqLPxVI
Out Of Jingo's Hole: The Annotated Good God Make The Pain Stop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYi_S-bljHk