Impeccable Crap


Saw it when it first came out, and I had no clue I was about to sit through historic awfulness.

Horrible music, horrible acting, horrible story and a bunch of other horrible things - topped off with one of the most WTF moments I've ever seen end a film.

What a pleasure to watch. I'm glad I saw it on the big screen when it came out.

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And grim and joyless and incoherent and dull.

It makes me sad to read all these 'gee, what's so bad about it?" comments on this board. These people may be too thickheaded to see what's so bad, but more likely they haven't seen many movies; will watch anything flickering on a screen in front of them; or are very, very young and impressed by big 'splosions.

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What exactly do you want us to discuss? You didn't put a question down for us to discuss. Do you just want the reviewers to sit down and agree with you like we're mindless sheep? What is the point of the post?
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Discussion is prodded only by a question, eh? Like the one I just wrote before this? And then that one? And... never mind.

The point of this thread is that I thought this movie was so pathetic that I thought it was fantastic. That's it. Apparently a lot of people hated it and a few people sort of liked it for real. I don't get that, but that's just me.

If mindless sheep want to hop on here and BAA BAA! with me, that's great. If not, then that's also OK. It's a freakin' message board. I'm not looking for a lot of depth with this post, I'm not looking to be the Pied Piper of Crap. There is no mystery to solve, no truth to uncover, no great discussion to envelop us.

This post is nothing but a brief toast to Ballistic - a great sh!t-house of a movie.

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So in essence you're just ranting and there isn't anything to discuss. You act like you're the only one who hated the movie. You need to get real.
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So in essence you're just ranting and there isn't anything to discuss.


Goodness, take a chill pill dude.

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Wimp.

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Why's that wimpish?

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That phrase, "Goodness, take a chill pill" is what my granny constantly says.

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Then have a little respect for your "granny". I would have gotten smacked upside the head for calling my Grandmother a "wimp".

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I liked it!


(PAUSE)


NOT!

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