79) Even though your wife has been getting pounded by your nemesis, when you meet 7 years later, everything is ok (and the boss has lots of henchmen around, and cameras...I'm just saying!).
78) super-assassins should ALWAYS do things in the most obvious way possible, instead of trying to be secret.
77) when a hot asian super-assassin saves your life...have sex quickly because you'll probably meet your dead wife soon.
76) If your DIA/CIA/XYZ boss orders you to shoot yourself, use YOUR gun to cap his ass. I suggest tossing his booby-trapped gun at his face to create a diversion, while you unholster your weapon and let the lead fly.
75) When equipping in the hot asian's armory, don't select the biggest gun because she'll think you have the smallest tool. Or will she?
74) Never have a guy with an accent as your 2nd in command...they are useless.
73) The bad guys always run out of ammo at the same time.
72) Attack bad guys when they are reloading. (see 73)
71) When your partner is a hot asian assassin, ALWAYS take time out during final battle to "have a moment".
70) Cop a feel if you can. (see 71)
69) When the enemy is running away, and you were knocked on your feet in the last explosion, wait until enemy is out of view to get up. Don't get caught looking at her butt.
68) When the ish is hitting the fan, and your boss tells you to "make sure he(the enemy) is dead"...toss a frag grenade. That's what they are there for.
67) Everyone knows you can execute code at the login prompt of the DIA/CIA/XYZ system, over a wireless connection no less, to gain access to the most restricted parts of the system.
66) Unless you are boss or have accent, you should wear balaclava and goggles, even when storming dark areas where no one knows, or cares, who you are.
65) The best way to get revenge is not to shoot someone, but to give them a H2h beat-down.
64) If you have accent, you'll probably win in a melee fight, UNLESS you are fighting a hot asian assassin. In this case, DO NOT throw away your weapon. (see 65)
63) At the end of the movie, if the cut on your face is smaller that the cut on the hot asian assassin, you ARE a wussy. Road rash on other side of your face doesn't count, because you just suck riding motorcycles you wussy.
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